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I have a few. One time every single one of my college friends, over the span of a week, drunk messaged my long term GF on social media and tried flirting with her. The only one who didn't was the only one in a committed relationship.
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Deleted User Mar 23, 2024 00:00 Made everyone ghost pepper nachos at work for the Easter party. |
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Mar 23, 2024 13:11 Psychiatrist doctor with medication |
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Mar 23, 2024 14:15 First woman I fell in love with turned out to be an on again-off again heroin addict. If you ever want to have your heart turn out and nailed to the nearest wall... |
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Mar 25, 2024 14:07 Had a child with a diagnosed sociopath that was only a few months out of a mental hospital when I met her on here. I didn't find out until after we split, she abandoned our son, stole tons of money from me, etc. |
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Mar 25, 2024 16:49 Stood on a rake. |
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Mar 25, 2024 17:09 Did you not do that to yourself? |
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Mar 25, 2024 17:53 I didn't leave the rake in my path, although my foot is guilty of stepping on it. |
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Mar 25, 2024 18:44 Did it go full looney toons? |
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Mar 25, 2024 23:17 Things can always get worse... |
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Mar 27, 2024 00:54 ... until you die. Then things tend to stabilize. Or so I've heard. |
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Deleted User Mar 27, 2024 01:02 Actually, when you die things improve. I've heard you go to a place called Heaven, which is a nightclub in London, where your soul lives forever drinking overpriced beer and being entertained by people from that famous Drag Racing thing, like Kenny Bernstein and Don Garlits. |
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Mar 27, 2024 13:35 That sounds like hell.... |
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Mar 27, 2024 19:42 I was told to go and kill myself by the jackal that birthed me. Don't worry though she has dementia and doesn't remember so here's hoping I get a nice chunk from the inevitable house sale 😁 |
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Mar 27, 2024 20:27
Being stabbed wasn't fun |