Astrology

Deleted User

Feb 9, 2024 18:46

MRW i see the Astrology thread at the top of altscene forum again:

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 9, 2024 18:47

You are definitely like a tumor

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 9, 2024 18:48

But yeah, the drama on the last one was pretty entertaining so why not?

Deleted User

Feb 9, 2024 18:55

I kinda wish i still had the link to the old one and could get it up on that there ol' internet archive, we could recreate it in all its glory!

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 9, 2024 19:02

Yeah, unfortunately deleted account means deleted thread.

Deleted User

Feb 9, 2024 19:08

Wayback machine has nothing after 2017 and i'm not going through individual posts so i guess we just gotta wait for people to declare their allegiances.

I will side with anyone who does or does not have a starsign. My weapon of choice is a questionable onion.

WalterLuigi

Feb 9, 2024 19:21

Google has stopped indexing most of the internet now too, so alas they likely don't have it saved either.

Torbus checking in.

WalterLuigi

Feb 9, 2024 19:22

If my dreams are to be taken at face value, my weapon of choice will be a barbell that will be used both as a wire and as a club

Darkhorse1215

Feb 9, 2024 23:11

I only know a bit about astrology...and so do many people who have read a paragraph online about someone's sign and use it to make a snap decision on whether they are worth pursuing for a potential relationship. Herp derp.

As for me:
Sun sign: Sagittarius
Rising sign: Capricorn
Moon sign: Cancer

f**k people who see that my sun sign is Sagittarius and assume I'm afraid of commitment. That couldn't be further from the truth. I'm looking for ride or die.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 9, 2024 23:34

@darkhorse people who make assumptions based off the sun sign only are morons. Anyone who actually knows anything about astrology knows that there are other factors. Sag is a f**k boy sign, but not all sag suns are f**k boys because their Venus sign is what really governs that. I know a true blue sag f**kboy who is cap sun and moon, but he has sag in Venus and sag in Mars too. That your moon is in cancer suggests you're family oriented and sensitive on the inside.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 9, 2024 23:34

Walter you are my torbus. ❤️ Moo

Deleted User

Feb 9, 2024 23:44

It's weird because sag is a word but when i read it with a soft g like saj after a few times it starts to sound filthy. Filthier than the word sag.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 10, 2024 00:20

Saj is the new shag

Darkhorse1215

Feb 10, 2024 06:55

"Saj" needs to shag. Just not frivolously like when I was in my 20s.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 10, 2024 06:58

Seriously, I'm on that ride or die s**t. I always was in this life, but I settled for less out of disappointment. I got that f**kboi s**t out of my system, even though it wasn't ideal. That's not what I'm about, though.

Deleted User

Feb 10, 2024 13:10

I'm a taurus ♉️!

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 10, 2024 16:55

@dark we all have a ho phase 😂

@dragon nice! I've noticed it seems like there's a ton of Tauruses in the world compared to other signs lol. Lots of spring babies

Deleted User

Feb 10, 2024 19:05

People being all s*xy in the summer is what does it, getting them t-shirt tans

Gothicvamp777

Feb 11, 2024 04:53

I'm a Virgo which nobody cares about apparently

Kosteevo

Feb 11, 2024 19:12

I'm a Capricorn. That means I have a sh*tty birthday. No one is ready to party in early Jan 😂

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 00:19

@Vamp because it's you, or because it's Virgo?

@kosteevo the people who turn down excuses to party are unworthy anyways

Storm

Feb 12, 2024 05:17

A Leo here
Earth Rooster in the Chinese Astrology.

K

Feb 12, 2024 11:52

Libra gang 🤘🏻

Deleted User

Feb 12, 2024 13:52

Libra too. No idea what any of the rising in Pluto or moderated by lv14 means though

WalterLuigi

Feb 12, 2024 15:03

How about them dragons? Year of the Dragon now officially

KillingNarcs

Feb 12, 2024 16:11

Leo here, too.

On a related side note,
something that has really
been bugging me about
the modern world and the
dating scene within it is:

The merit and high regard held,
surrounding astrological signs
when looking for a partner.

I, personally, find it hella stupid to
turn someone down over their
astrological sign(s).

We, as a species struggle so hard at
putting our differences aside, unlike
the insects and the animals.

Ants get along better than we do.

The kicker is that we, as a species live
by a set of rules, that WE constructed,
yet, we still fumble commitment to follow.

What I see when I look at this world,
be it on social media or real life, is that
not much differs between the two.
There's less bold shït-lording in real life.

However, in my experience, I find that:

everyone is selfish under the facade of
"self-love". You can love yourself, but this
generation is making narcissism the norm
and boy, is it blatant. 🤮

If you are ugly, then DoG
have mercy on your soul
for being born on earth.

Fück, go to mars.

It disturbs me to think that, if I ever have
kids, that they'll have to put up with a world
far worse than this one when I'm gone.

(It's only getting worse for here
on, and will continue to do so.)

Just by looking at the world today,
I can already see that a very concerning
amount of people would disagree with
all of what I've just said. Which is fine.

As someone with often very unpopular,
controversial & outright offensive pinions
& views, I'm used to hurting feelings,
unfortunately.

(None of which are/is deliberate.)

it just sucks to see the lack of diversity
surrounding beliefs, understanding
and seeing eye-to-eye as fellow humans.

Zoomers say that boomers are the
real bigots, however, I find that
cancel culture is just bigotry with a
newer, much younger, ahegaö-striken face...

And multicolored hair, also it
doesn't know what gender it is.
It sees gender as a 'social construct'.

FFS. 🤦‍♂️

I tend to get along far better with the
older folks, because people my age are
absolute clowns. They have absolutely
zero scope of the phrase:

"Respectfully agree to disagree."

Gen Z loves to rename/re-"discover" old shït,
and try to make it their own, despite most of
said shït being older than them.

You disagree with one, and you are
publicly executed by all, for all to see.
There seems to be below zero
aspiration(s) to conduct one's own
research on what is 'cancel-worthy',
and what should just be ignored.

All done in favor of hive-mentality
because it's more comfortable to
avoid conflicting opinions, and
mindlessly follow whatever's
popular, which, in-turn =

spineless generation/our downfall.

But things such as the 600,000+
genders that apparently exist.. 🙄

Are being researched 24/7, 365.

I will catch heat for what I'm
about to say, but here we go:

We are all taught to love eachother, right?

I do not hate anybody for simply being
different than me, still, I'm gonna
talk about this.

The Lgbtq community.

To me, everything that has been publicized
on TV, the media, the moon & back, within
the last 5 years, relating to gayness,
has started to remind me of Soviet Russia.

Their agenda is clearly a soft-takeover
that has made it's intentions clear, as time
passes. It's a juggernaut now, so it can just
take you out for not marching with it.

Now hear me out: When you say that you do
not hate gay people, but you still choose not
to stand with them, what happens to your career?

I don't even have to answer. Y'all know.

My point is, the tables have turned.
Straight folks get blasted for openly
saying that they are straight, now.
Not saying that I want it to revert, but..

Do you not see how communist this agenda is?

Why do I have to care, if I'm not even gay?
I know that they were mistreated, much like
my people in the 1900s, their clubs heckled
by cops in that time-period, but I respectfully
prefer to stay out of their business.

It feels forced down our throats because it
is on everything.

👏 Every. 👏 Single. 👏 Fücking. 👏 Piece. 👏 Of. 👏 New. 👏 Media.

But as soon as you go
and mention it, you're grilled
like an enemy of the state.

Why all the fücking hatred, bro?
I wish that everyone could find
something to be happy about,
these days.

Social media thrives because of
how the world has hollowed itself out,
over the years. Nothing is gained
from chronic swiping, but much is
lost by chronic swiping.

Just bored, empty lives, man.
Notice all the committed back & forth
arguments on happy posts on social media.

I know s**t's been hard after the
COVID-pocalypse, and the economy
& housing market could not avoid getting
swept up in that cluster-fück, but if we'd
all be hella nicer to eachother, earth wouldn't
feel so blackened, cold & lonely like it does.

Love is reserved & selective, rather
than unconditional, these days. That
kind of parental teaching is only good
if you want to make your kid into a politcian
or a bussinessman/businesswoman,
but morality & moral compass will
suffer in exchange for wealth.

Wealth is clearly the winner > morals/decency
hence the uprising of hoë-culture.

so we're fücked on things ever changing.

This is getting long, so I'll throw this in, too before
I wrap it up:

"Sëx workers."

I do not, won't consider, and will never
see this as a legit field of work. Nor do
I respect hoës.

Now before I get called a hypocrite, for not
seeing eye-to-eye, I'll elaborate:

Like the old saying goes: "If you do not
leave even a crumb of respect for yourself
to come back to later, who tf else will? Nobody."

Modesty creates a respectable individual.

(In my humble opinion.)

To say it aloud that you quote:

"Spread your legs to put food
on the table."

sounds hella degrading, because it is.

But if you go and attach a pseudo-sense
of pride to any ounce of shame, you can fool
yourself into believing that you're worthy of
respect.

(I worded my statement differently however,
Hïtler said it already, but fück that bästard.)

I digress.

WalterLuigi

Feb 12, 2024 17:06

That was one hell of a rant narcs but glad to see you back. There's a lot of merit in much of what you stated, especially about how self centered and narcissistic our culture has become as well as how intolerant it has become and the mindwashing. It's funny because the left will accuse the right of being indoctrinated while the right will accuse the left of brainwashing the youth. Tbh, there's truth in both statements and our media is a primary tool of doing it (that said alternative media is often absolute dog s**t and even worse in virtually every way).

Every generation has felt the future will be worse as new technologies come out and shift the landscape in scary and unforeseeable ways. Personality disorders are definitely on the rise as is selfishness and entitlement. I'm not a big fan of hoe culture, but people can do as they wish. It definitely does make modern dating a s**t show though. For a while, I truly felt it was pointless. I wasn't even looking when I met Neon, as I've mentioned before. We just happened across each other.

I'm rambling and none of this really has any point I suppose, but hey man. Message me on Insta and we can get more in depth about it I suppose. I've missed seeing ya around.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 17:25

@skateboard and Matt: Libra gang! 🤘 I am a Libra sun and moon and mercury 🤣

@storm and narcs I love Leo's!

Also narcs, I am still parsing through all that. Give me a second.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 17:26

Yeah Walt it's my year! 🐉

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 17:45

@Narcs, I've said this before and stand by it, try dating someone in the tail-end of the millennial generation (someone in mid-late 20s). While there's a lot of cross-over in beliefs millennials are usually a bit more reserved than gen-z and more monogamous relationship inclined (as opposed to polyamory or casual dating).

I do agree about s*x work, but you already know that. More adding this to support you here in case you get flack. I find that feminism has gone the way of horseshoe theory. Prior to women really having rights they were objectified, bartered and sold for a male's sexual gratification and the produce heirs. And guess what?! We are back to being objects to be bartered and sold but somehow this is "empowering" now because instead of our father's selling us off we sell ourselves I guess. Call me weird, but I'd rather not be an object. My body and humanity doesn't have a price tag.

I practice modesty because I want to be treated with respect, by myself and others. I also want to show respect to my partner as well. That's why there are no overtly sexual photos of myself on social media, and I don't have an OF. I'm wife material, not a pump and dump thot. I support s*x positive culture, but I also support class and self respect.

No, it isn't!

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 17:46

Oops the no it isn't was to be higher. Go me! 🤣🤣🤣 This is why I need to type long form on a computer not my phone

WalterLuigi

Feb 12, 2024 18:05

I can't type long form on my phone. I can barely even type on it tbh cuz my thumbs be hitting all the wrong keys lmao

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 18:23

Man everyone hates my profile picture 🤣🤣🤣

Deleted User

Feb 12, 2024 20:37

Boooo! Get a new pic or something 😂

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 21:14

I swear some people are so unhappy with their own lives they need to hate on others. I don't get it. Since I have been a member of this site I have gotten a ton of hateful messages and picture comments from random ass strangers I've never interacted with. Then these men wonder why women don't date them.

Deleted User

Feb 12, 2024 21:38

You should use a picture of broccoli, what could go wrong there?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 12, 2024 22:05

@Jay too soon. #triggered

Deleted User

Feb 12, 2024 22:18

Astrology tears communities apart

Darkhorse1215

Feb 12, 2024 22:27

Gen Z: The system strikes back!

The politicians and corporations packaged their anti-social consumerist vapid assholism in fancy rainbow colors, and now Gen Z is the most shallow, conformist generation I've seen. Not all of them, of course. People are people. But it's a huge trend. The "powers that be" only backed conservativism in the old days because it was popular. They go with whatever way the wind blows. In truth, they don't care about your religion or your s*x life. They just want obedient workers and consumers, and to promote shallow values over real principles. The far left and far right culture war is great for them.

And anyone who decides not to even give someone a chance based on their sun sign...well, that's just a good filter. It's a way in which the turds flush themselves and good people dodge bullets. Those mechanisms are helpful to a degree...it's just disappointing when they happen over and over again.

Gothicvamp777

Feb 12, 2024 22:59

I'm sorry but real respectful women don't do that s*x work bulls**t

Darkhorse1215

Feb 12, 2024 23:36

A prostitute is one step ahead of a gold digger in terms of integrity, because at least she's honest about the transactional nature of her interest in s*x. That's not saying much, though.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:23

What if a respectful woman occasionally pretends to be a s*x worker in the comfort of her own home to one man of her own?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 00:31

@Calli that's called healthy role playing lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:48

Hahaha I knew you'll be on board neon 🤣👌🏼

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:53

Healthy role playing is being a bard but not f**king the dragon.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:54

Lol I wanna be a dragon!

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 00:54

I'm a dragon per the Chinese zodiac tho 😞 I guess it's time to see myself to the nunnery

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:56

... I play a bard but i wanna just play my lute in the corner plz help me

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:57

Jay stop being dirty

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:57

I don't know what I am ans I don't want look...

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 00:58

Lutes are for sissies

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:58

On chat I said they should guess my age but I feel I might get offended lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 00:59

You werent in chat you lyre.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:00

Ok, I'll chose to ignore you

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:01

My name is Calliope i hate puns

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:02

I am never brave enough to ask someone to guess my age 🤣

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:03

Imagine

Face looks 40
t*ts look 60

I'll cry myself to asleep

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:17

I'm 95

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:17

t*ts that look 60>fake t*ts.

Trust me, I'm a certified breast enthusiast.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:18

Mine aren't fake but they are 38dd so

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:18

Probably too much information there.
My apologies

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:23

Meh. Honestly talking about body measurements isn't like you are spamming people with n00dz. In my opinion, it's not much different from mentioning height or show size.

Natural boobs are the best boobs. Same with lips and asses. That fake s**t is a major turnoff to me.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:23

Mine are 74Exodia

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:23

Shoe size*. Typo lol

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:24

So you have 5 of them, and when you press them together, you automatically win the duel?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:25

I'm size 4 lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:25

Jay I hope you blow you're back out lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:25

I don't do noodsz

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:27

Same. Not for me. I suppose it's not so bad for people in a dedicated relationship, but then there's the possibility of hacking, breakup revenge, etc.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:27

I dont have a back. I have a spine. In my butt.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:28

I'm a B cup 🤓🤣

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:29

Jay, I believe you were created by the south park scientist. You possibly have five asses

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:30

Jay is the human centipede

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:30

A hand full neon.. you probably got a killer ass...
Usually the case..

Hey Walt where you at I need you confirm something lol

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:32

I don't even consider a B cup particularly small, and I don't think that small boobs are unattractive. There are certain attitudes perpetuated by society about what is "objectively" attractive, but in my opinion, attraction is a very subjective thing.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:33

I am SO appreciative that people think the person who created me was a man of science 🙏

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:34

Nah them slinky body's are 👌🏼

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:34

🤣🤣🤣 he's at a doctor appointment for his son. I imagine he'll be back after that lmao

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:36

Lol I might be sleeping by then lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:36

I hate when someone is just a long floppy spring in a trench coat

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:36

@Dark I'm not insecure about my boobs. I have a lot of body insecurities but my boobs have never been one of them

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:37

Long and floppy is relatively uncommon. Grower gang!

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:40

@Neon that's good. Having some body insecurities is very normal. With boobs and peens, it just tends to get really amplified by conditioning.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:42

Mine aren't large, but are a handful like Calli said. To me that's adequate. I like their shape. I do feel insecure about my flabby tummy and honestly wish my butt was a little bigger.

Most peens look fine, and most women prefer average sized d**ks (i.e. the "boyfriend d**k")

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:44

How did we get to penises from astrology anyways? 🤣

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:45

You guys have bodies?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:45

I don't like my tummy either neon so you are not alone...
I like my boobs and my legs are nice ...

I think it's normal to have hangups lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:46

Could you eat a person. If you had to

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:48

Um.... 🤣🤣🤣 How did we get to cannibalism?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:48

Meat is meat lol
Depends how hungry I was and if it was the last thing I had to eat

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:48

This is why I come back here 🤣

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:49

@Calli agreed, it's normal. I wish the need to feel thinner wasn't so strong though. I wish I felt comfortable wearing bikinis and crop tops since the latter is in style right now

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:49

Okay if we're talking about it has anyone eaten human meat before because its chewy and a bit salty and eh?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:50

Neon.. I love my food and it all goes on my tummy..
The rest of me is okay though so it's weird 🤣
I guess I should cut back for the summer lol

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:50

Mainstream p**n tends to contribute to unrealistic insecurities. For a lot of guys, me included, shape is actually more important than size in how we rate the attractiveness of breasts. And even with that, there isn't so much of an "objective" set of criteria. Preferences vary.

Surprisingly, the average erect hog is only 5.1-5.5 inches. 6 to 6.5 inches is above average, and 7 plus is big.

I need to lose some weight myself. Flab around the midsection is common for men and women alike, and some people might achieve a healthy weight and still not have a fully flat stomach.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:51

@Matt like the apocalypse? Possibly, though it's hard to imagine me actually doing it. But if it was that or die, possibly

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:51

@Calli I have the apple shape fat distribution too. It always goes to my belly

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:52

Most threads here naturally progress to one or more of the following: politics, genitals, and nautical memes.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:53

I opened this thread and the first thing my eyes laid upon are the words

" Erect hog"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:55

Thanks, now when I see Daniel's erect hog I'll be thinking of the cursed astrology thread

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:55

Oi oops 🤣

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:56

Neon next s*xy time please call it a hog to him lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:56

I have no one to call it a erect hog lol 😭

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:56

"yo hoss, let me ride that hawg!"

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:58

Walts missing the fun again

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 01:58

Next time a dude sends a d**k pick tell him it's but a mere piggy in a blanket and not a true hog

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:58

I feel the men should put a hog in there profile name..

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 01:58

The fly is the barn door.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:58

The fabled apocalypse. Nah. If you were just hungry enough. Weight it up, it can cause serious health issues but human gets called long pig for a reason.

Anyway, dark horse. You ok dude? Has it been a while?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 01:58

@neon that's amazing!! Stealing lol

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:00

@Calli thanks 🤣 I let Walt know he's missing fun

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:00

Damnit though I keep giggling at erect hog 😂💀

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:00

@ Just Matt...yeah, it's been a while. That's beside the point, thought. I'm usually not even the first ones to talk about this kind of s**t on threads here lol

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:01

I've seen Walt refer to it as a hog before, too. I thought it was amusing that I'm not the only one who says that.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:02

Do you think it'll spoil the mood if whenever s*xy time is I call it a hog?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:02

Turgid grunter

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:02

Wait he did? When? 🤣

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:04

The great meatsicle, the pirate's mast, the joystick, the erect hog.... Just kill that mood!

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:04

I can't remember what thread it was, but it was somewhat recent. Not many people use that term, so I was surprised to see someone else on this forum use it.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:04

I feel this is a beginning of one of them naughty stories lol

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:05

Next time Walt and I are getting hot and heavy I will call it a hog ...for science!

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:05

Wow this thread has been wild. I was indeed not at a doctors appointment for my son. That's not til wednesday.

I was finna crank mah hawg to this til yall brought up my son

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:05

Unleash that proper piggy from your pants good sir

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:06

My baaaad. My sense of time is warped 😂

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:06

Just imagine someone referring to it as that in a Boston accent. s**t's comedy gold.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:06

Walt was eating mashed potatoes for three weeks leave him alone

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:06

@ Walter ... For information purposes does neon indeed have a killer ass?

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:06

My new shirt. What yall think?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:07

@walt would you say this thread is a *wild boar*?

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:07

@Calli: I could stare at it all night. Well, probably not just stare, but you get the point.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:08

@walt stop objectifying me

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:08

@walter @ neon

I f**kin knew it!!!! 🍑

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:08

🍽️

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:08

@Walt and @neon plz dont be in a relationship ozzy might see and trigger trigger apple.... word.. rhyming with trigger o fuk

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:09

Ozzy is mad because he wants to crank Walt's hog

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:10

I have no one to crank their hog.. that's not fair

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:10

@Jay: Who might do what?

@Neon: NO!

@Calli: She personally thinks her boobs are better, I personally think the biggest problem is that they are too far away for another 3 weeks. But thankfully, after that I won't ever have to worry about that again

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:11

I've got Palmela Handerson to crank mine. That's about it.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:11

My boobs are a fine size, my ass is too small!

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:11

@walt that's sweet 💕💘

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:11

@Neon: I think Ozzy is mad you're cranking my hog. I think Vamp is the one mad because he wants to crank my hog. But idk, they both been viewing my page a lot over the last month....

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:11

@Calli apparently someone wants you to crank his hog tho 😉

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:12

@Neon: Nopeee

@Calli: After a damn year, finally not gonna be a LDR anymore. Just in time for our anniversary.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:12

Vamp will cry crank his own hog

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:12

Did you know that Dragon Ball GT is the legitimate successor to Dragon Ball Z?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:13

@neon I doubt it...

@walt I'm so happy for you guys,it's nice to see people in love and mental illness doesn't make you have die alone ☺️

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:13

And gen z is the successor of millennial z

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:13

I feel I may of shared too much lol

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:14

Awww thanks? I don't feel entirely mentally ill, but someone mentally ill would say that... 🤔

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:15

Is gen z the sequel series to gen? Despite the fact that gen was the name of the whole series and the anime staff felt they HAD to differentiate by adding the z to the title?

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:15

Vamp probably has a crusty MAGA hat under his bed.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:15

I didn't mean you and Walt lol
I was talking about myself lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:15

I feel he has a " special" glove

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:16

Don't worry, I have CPTSD so no judgement

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:17

Hey!!!!

Me too

Hi fúckin 5

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:17

I've got the 'tism, depression, anxiety, and probably CPTSD as well. I'm a bucket of mental illness. Whatever, though. It's no measure of sanity to be well-adjusted to an insane world.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:18

Wooo trauma! High five!

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:18

I'm normal you guys are weird.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:18

Now back to this special glove comment.....explain 😂🙏

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:19

It's not all I've got 🤣🤣🤣
Unfortunately is the reason I can never be in a happy healthy relationship so die a old maid it is 🤣

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:19

I'm not sure if I want an in-depth explanation about that...but proceed.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:19

I feel it's one of them grippy gloves lol

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:20

@Calli it's possible to have a healthy relationship. Don't give up hope, you just need to find someone patient and understanding

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:21

Maybe it's something about the friction. Like the physicalized version of looking for conflict on the internet.

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:21

Yeah.... I also have PTSD. There's hope. Takes a ton of effort, healing, and patience though. The past year of treatment has helped tons though. Tbh, who the f**k doesn't have trauma at this point?

@Dark: Don't feel so bad man, tbh I feel like at this point it's more uncommon not to have a laundry list than it is to have them. Particularly depression and anxiety. And I'd wager everyone has a degree of trauma and scars from their childhood. Those that say they don't are generally those that are the least self aware, and least likely to work on their issues.

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:21

We got some of those types around here for sure lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:22

I think I'm too far gone tbh, id love to heal but where to I begin?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:22

Can I massage your hog with a grippy MAGA glove?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:22

Thanks @neon @walt 💐

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:22

Episode 1.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:24

@Calli look into therapy designed for CPTSD. Often people with that also have BPD or similar symptoms so therapy designed for BPD could also help

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:24

You know the gloves ? With like leather or rubber on the inside

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:24

@Calli no was in visioning grippy socks but as gloves lmao

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:25

I hate this astrology thread nobody is fighting.

Y'all a bunch of racial slurs.

I wanted to do the one beginning with a k but idk how to spell it?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:25

I don't actually have bpd.
I know my diagnosis.......

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:26

I don't either but my trauma presents similarly to BPD. So many coping skills to manage borderline work for me as well

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:27

Ok I'll look that up ☺️

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:29

Good luck! We need to find your prince with a valiant steed...wait... I mean valiant hog

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:30

@ Walt, thanks. Yeah...mental health isn't taken as seriously as it should be, and just because a person can get up every day, hold a job, etc. doesn't mean that they are paragons of mental health. Being honest with ourselves about our issues is a big step in making progress.

@ Calli I know the odds seem low, and that is really discouraging to me, but it's possible to find a good match. Just be willing to give what you want to receive in terms of acceptance of one's issues and whatnot. That's definitely not to say tolerate someone using their problems as an excuse to treat you like crap, though.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:30

I feel his hog will probably be worn away when I find him so good luck to the hog 🤣

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:31

@ dark horse I usually get treated like crap that's the reason I'm 🤪🤪🤪
Now I just run off when guys get close sooo

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:32

It's hard but no impossible to find decent matches. Focusing on building up a strong sense of self and strong support network helps so you're well equipped to walk away from bad relationships, and able to handle heart breaks.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:34

Neon this is the astrology thread you forgot to mention adding star muscles to your gazebo of light or something.

Also moons.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:35

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's... Raz's pie thread

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:36

@Calli...I understand. Be careful in both directions. Be careful with who you trust and how quick you are to trust them, but also be careful not to sabotage yourself and run from something healthy.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:37

Oh s**t remember when raz had a pie thread?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:37

⬆️ this 100%

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:37

Damnit I mean "this" to Darkhorse

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:38

Where is the pie.
I'm hungry

Did you get your pizza neon

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:38

I did! It was slightly burnt on the bottom but otherwise enjoyable!

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:38

Okay but neon you realise your this applies to what i said because you still bumped raz' thread, so, logistically, the usps is sound?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:39

Raz is my friend, I will always bump his threads 😂

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:39

DBT can be beneficial for anyone. It was developed for EUPD as called in the UK, but works for a variety of things. I'd say anyone can benefit. It teaches emotional regulation, distress tolerance, interpersonal effectiveness and relationship management, and mindfulness skills. I mean, none of those ever hurt.

@Dark: Very true man, even at my worst I was getting up and going to work. Everyone's different, but hell... I was not really functioning haha. Mental health really needs to be addressed. Idono why people don't treat it like cancer or something, hell in some ways some of them are very similar.

Ones that manifest both physical and mental people tend to take more stock in it seems

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:40

I remember the many bread threads lol

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:40

I'll look that up Walt !

Manifest? How do you mean?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:41

bredfred

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:43

Yeah I don't get your last line either Walt

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:43

Fred meyers bread tread

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:43

Wtf?

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:44

s**t like parkinsons that messes with you mentally, but also f**ks up your body too. People tend to give those more credence to being real diseases and not "all in your head imo"

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:45

I feel I'm not waiting for Walt to put on his clever clogs hat and reply...

I need input

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:45

Sometimes I physically tend to drink more liquor on account of my illness.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:46

I think he means diseases that have both physical and mentally effects "the symptoms manifest physically" kind of thing

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:47

I stopped drinking... Alcohol is a depressant... Apparently

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:47

I thought i had parkinsons but it was a shaky diagnosis. Michael J Fox.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:47

I don't know how manifest in general,I know people who do but I don't understand how lol

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:48

Exactly Neon. I'm saying those types of diseases people are more likely to consider a real illness than mental illness, despite also affecting you mentally. It was a minor continuation of what I was saying to Dark about also wishing mental illness was taken more seriously.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:48

I drink a lot more moderately than I did for a while. It tends to shut down the overthinking and anxiety stuff, but then too much can make things come to the surface.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:49

I'm manifesting Walt in my bed with an erect hog because f**k long distance lmao

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:50

I drink socially

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:50

Oh no. I'm not meaning manifest in some magical way or anything. I'm just using manifest to be like "how a disease presents itself, what the symptoms to, etc". I'm using it synonymous for display or exhibit.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:50

Don't worry neon, not long now 😉

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:51

Don't say that about Walt..

Oh, you mean the wait.

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 02:52

@Dark: I feel that man. I've chilled out a ton. I do drink a few times a week though, just usually at lunch with a friend or something like that. Maybe before bed some nights, but too often and I feel like s**t.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:52

Yeah, I'm sexually frustrated lmao

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:53

Yeah. I feel like crap when I overdo it with the booze.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:53

FaceTime???

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:54

Did you know that they may have found a by-product of a cancer treatment that treats parkinso- wait.. No i' mthe dumb one, someone else reveal the good news. Poop nipple.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:54

HogTime.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:55

That's actually funny, I feel that's what we need call it for s*xy FaceTime lol

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 02:56

@Jay why did you desecrate something so wonderful with poop...

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 02:57

I would never ruin an excremental achievment like this.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:58

Ok Valentine's Day is now hog time day ❤️

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 02:59

Jay is obsessed with poop. Not to k!nk shame or anything

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 03:02

Im not obsessed with poop, i just think its neat, is all.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 03:03

This s**t slaps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 03:05

It's like molding clay of your own

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 11:45

You are your own playdoh dispenser, calli.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 12:12

It's molding clay for Ozzy's arguments.

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 13:38

Smooth or crunchy?

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 14:33

Lots of corn.

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 15:04

Smell on par with vamps grasp of economics or politics.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 15:06

It can make a good weapon in prison. Who wants to run up on dooty?

Deleted User

Feb 13, 2024 15:11

Have you been to prison? How do you know? Poo flingers usually go to the psych wards don't they?

Darkhorse1215

Feb 13, 2024 15:30

I don't know from experience. I just saw a stupid video where some guy talked about using bottles of dooty as fight deterrents in prison.

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 18:20

Works well on killing the capra demon without entering the fog wall too

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 13, 2024 18:55

What is dooty?

Raz Vabbit

Feb 13, 2024 19:31

I think he means doody...

WalterLuigi

Feb 13, 2024 21:05

Its what the "Call of..." games are all about. But dues Dooty call?

Mjauw

Feb 14, 2024 13:19

This thread is litterally like listening to friends conversation waaaaaayyyy to late at the night after a party.
It starts with one semi spiritual topic and somehow twists itself into being about s**tty poop jokes

WalterLuigi

Feb 14, 2024 14:56

To be fair, it basically was that but Jay tends to turn everything into poop talk after a while

Deleted User

Feb 14, 2024 14:58

Jay is a quality troll. I like him. Poop jokes are also pretty good, unless it's squirty mud

Darkhorse1215

Feb 14, 2024 19:46

When you're running from the police and you feel that anal grease diarrhea, diarrhea.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 14, 2024 19:55

Speaking of diarrhea...

Deleted User

Feb 14, 2024 21:16

Someone left the lid up again and it's floated to the surface

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 14, 2024 21:18

Someone flush the toilet and get the floater out of here please

Deleted User

Feb 14, 2024 21:24

" floater"
🤣

Deleted User

Feb 14, 2024 21:30

Put a wad of crap rag on it first to help shift it

Darkhorse1215

Feb 14, 2024 21:58

Da big falota.

Deleted User

Feb 15, 2024 01:52

According to the internet, I’m a Pisces (February 23rd). I don’t care about astrology though. It’s just a fictional thing, like houses in Harry Potter. Most people just use their zodiac signs as excuses for their terrible personalities, so I don’t take this stuff seriously.

WalterLuigi

Feb 15, 2024 14:43

People do love a good reason to excuse the more unbearable sides of their personality. Perfect example is all the people self diagnosing with personality disorders on tiktok lol

Raz Vabbit

Feb 15, 2024 14:57

They're self diagnosed because they need a special badge to wave around. Otherwise they're just... ordinary.

WalterLuigi

Feb 15, 2024 15:40

It's nice and comfy it seems to be like "I'm an ass because I'm mentally ill. I can't help it."

They seem to miss that mental illness can explain, but not excuse things and it's our responsibility to attempt to treat the issues and better ourselves. Otherwise, people aren't obligated to engage with us.

Many treat it as a "get out of jail free" card of sorts, when in truth they are still subject to the consequences of their own actions.

Deleted User

Feb 15, 2024 18:08

Well said Walt. I've got various mental health issues. Currently in therapy, I'm changing the type of therapy because I need help processing things. But it's not a reason to be a s**t human. I like to troll a little but in reality I'm still responsible for myself and I still function as a human should. I get what you're saying that a lot like to use it as a badge if honour. Look how difficult my life is. I'm poorly... They can get in the bin.

WalterLuigi

Feb 15, 2024 19:26

Agreed. We aren't responsible for the trauma of our upbringing. We are responsible as adults for fixing it. Virtually everyone has some sort of mental issues or pain in their life. Those that claim not to are still in denial and haven't taken the first steps down the road to growth yet.

I'm also in therapy. I find that getting into the right type with the right person is critical. Not all methods are effective for all things and a relationship with a therapist is like any other relationship. Sometimes we simply aren't compatible, so it's critical to find the one that can validate us but also challenge us and push us outside our comfort zones.

Anthony55

Feb 16, 2024 12:36

@walt have a nice date . Feeling of sadness and pain is neutral especially when problematic

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Feb 16, 2024 21:14

SO i'm a tampon also, i have wings. Look it up. But i just wanted to say i read NONE of this but SAW the pupperkicker HAD in fact invoked goodwins law in a topic about astrology. JUST wanted to say THAT is ALL i took from this bar pointing out i have wings cause that was an ad here in oz.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 16, 2024 21:17

Malkie aren't you born in the year of the dog? You're such a a good boy

WalterLuigi

Feb 16, 2024 21:56

@Anthony: Thanks man, not sure what the later part of the comment is though.

@Malkie: Who's the pupperkicker? Narcs?

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Feb 17, 2024 01:04

I AM a water dog yes, how sweet of you to remember me and my golden retriever energy.

Yeah narcs knows who he is, with his lyrical word smithery and smooth as butter, butter?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 17, 2024 01:07

Narcs is my adopted baby brother. Be nice to him

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Feb 17, 2024 12:27

I was being nice? He knows the score.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 17, 2024 18:07

@Malkie I don't know many people born in the year of the dog so it stood out 😊 you do have golden retriever energy though ❤️

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 17, 2024 18:13

Ozzy is blocked. Tired of seeing boring spam on all the threads. I really do not care what he has to say about me he's an idiot that likes to bully people.

Deleted User

Feb 17, 2024 19:26

More drivel. The thing about Ozzy is that he thinks he's superior in every way. He sits on here hating everyone with the belief he is different in some way. He's not, he's mentally challenged and holds a teenage angst. It's sad really because he could probably be a decent person... But he's not. He just monologues hate and bs

Deleted User

Feb 17, 2024 19:28

He's blocked now. He never has anything useful to say so not worth seeing.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 17, 2024 22:04

Maybe we should all just block him so he can sit on silence with none of us lower humans to bother him

Deleted User

Feb 17, 2024 23:31

I dunno, I quite like watching him beeling around the forum trying to start fights left, right and centre and seeing the threads tail off when nobody bites. 😂 If I blocked it I couldn't see it to laugh at it, it's the online equivalent of roid rage.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 18, 2024 10:22

Ozzy's wound too f**king tight, especially in comparison to his limited intellect. He should probably smoke some weed, pay a prostitute, and just get it out of his f**king system.

WalterLuigi

Feb 18, 2024 15:03

He actually blocked me amusingly enough, but continues to talk crap to try to rile me up anyways. I guess he got mad he couldn't get under my skin.

WalterLuigi

Feb 18, 2024 15:03

I got excited for a bit and thought the admin finally deleted him for being an abusive jackass though until I viewed the abusive messages thread in a private tab.

WalterLuigi

Feb 18, 2024 15:07

@Matt: Yeah, part of why he's so angry at me is I told him a while back that his personality is the issue. The way he acts and treats others is why nobody likes him. If he would just act like a civil, reasonable person he'd make friends. His response of course is that he has all the friends. The best friends. I'm a joke and nobody likes me and everyone laughs at me or blah blah blah. A bunch of projection really.

@Dark: I suspect he does that already. On his last account he went on a rant about how everyone knows the price of prostitutes in major cities. Like nah dude... No we don't.

@Jake: I find it a bit amusing, but honestly I find him a bit sad really. Dude's got some serious pain in there that he really wants everyone to share with him and some very ineffective coping skills for sure.

Darkhorse1215

Feb 18, 2024 16:01

Funny way of sharing inner pain, to seek vapid arguments with people on the internet...but I guess that's not too uncommon.

WalterLuigi

Feb 20, 2024 14:57

Sadly it's not. Misery does love company, and all that.

Anthony55

Feb 21, 2024 02:41

Brightstar is there any more successful couples around active also in the forums? As I’ve noticed only you and walt

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Feb 21, 2024 03:13

@Anthony a couple other forum users are in relationships (like Throne of Loki) but I don't think their partners use the site (or at least don't seem to use the forum)

WalterLuigi

Feb 21, 2024 03:32

Yeah there's a few but we seem to be the only actual couple where both people use the forum. Although quite a few forum users are in relationships that I know of.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren _🧜🏻‍♀️

Apr 13, 2024 00:13

Bump

Gadget

Apr 13, 2024 00:21

Cancer. Just like Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, and Mike Tyson.

Gadget

Apr 13, 2024 00:45

Not that I'm anything like them other that I'm friggin' weird. Lol. Well, idk, Mike Tyson is probably my favorite Cancerian ambassador.

Deleted User

Apr 13, 2024 03:32

I'm a pieces. Waiting for a witch of some sort to tell me something about about me... I'm waiting...

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Apr 13, 2024 06:28

IB you are a fish, does that suffice?

Grumman

Apr 13, 2024 13:31

I learned a lot of AS lore from this thread.

Deleted User

Apr 13, 2024 14:09

Yes!!👍🤘

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren _🧜🏻‍♀️

Apr 13, 2024 14:20

I never know how people get the " sun rising in such and such " chart...
Although I can live life without it I'm curious to how it works

WalterLuigi

Apr 15, 2024 15:26

@Gru: You didn't miss much. It was some user that deleted last year after being a turd then came back. Eventually admin banned him because he was acting an ass to everyone while posturing about how great and smart he was.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Apr 15, 2024 17:06

AS lore?

Grumman

Apr 15, 2024 18:49

The origins of some of your inside jokes that I never understood.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Apr 16, 2024 02:23

Remember when referring to each other as various species of fish was an inside joke? I remember you were a sea bass gru 😂

Grumman

Apr 16, 2024 02:59

I do vaguely remember that!