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Compose an epitaph for the person above you..
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Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 18:41 She lived her life the same way she wrote game threads, with minimal effort. |
Apr 26, 2017 18:53 If only he had a pair of metal snips to clip his shins open, Metal Cactus might still be with us instead of dehydrating in that desert. |
Apr 26, 2017 18:57 She took the awesome with her wherever she went, the world could not be the same without her |
Apr 26, 2017 19:24 And the children ran into the street and joined hands, tears of joy spilled down their cherubic faces, for she was a deceased parrot. |
Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 20:31 Disasterbated too hard |
Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 20:38 Never did learn to sit still. |
Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 21:47 She was the first person ever to OD on marijuana. |
Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 22:17 Died In a bolt throwing accident. |
Apr 26, 2017 22:19
Sorry, Plop !...We posted @ the same time.... |
Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 22:23 Someone Do me please |
Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 22:58 The story of his life, no one ever did do plop. Some say on days when the wind falls silent you can still hear him calling from beyond the grave "Do me, Somebody Do me!" |
Deleted User Apr 26, 2017 23:24 Fücked to death by Satan. |
Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 16:26 Throttled to death by an angry butch lesbian. |
Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 16:37 we must always remember to never put metal in a microwave. |
Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 18:19 Like most of her endless forum games... |
Apr 27, 2017 20:37 In the unlikely event that anyone comes to read this, I'm sorry for being an intolerable c**t bubble |
Deleted User Apr 27, 2017 21:41 Just like Elvis, death by constipation... they were not the roids she was looking for. |
Apr 28, 2017 00:02 He lived his life as a pretty smart rebel, fighting for what is right without thinking about what other People could think of him. |
Deleted User Apr 28, 2017 02:32 He died free and green! |
Apr 28, 2017 06:30 Having gotten backstage to the after party @ a Flogging Molly gig, Paddy accidentally ate some moldy peaches and tripped his face off into oblivion, a happy man! 🍑 |
Deleted User Apr 28, 2017 09:46 The only thing more bloody and metal than her persona was the chainsaw she used to shred those crooked coppers, but alas they vastly outnumbered her and she was eventually subdued |
Deleted User Apr 28, 2017 15:17 Death by uncontrollable diarreah |