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I killed a frog. This bitch was hopping on my walls while I was dozing off and when his ass got me up I was waiting for him. After googling the thing ( and asking a few of my guy friends ) I found out that it was a green tree frog. And I didn't have literally anything they recommended to get from with so I just dumped like a bottle of isopropyl alcohol on it and it did the trick. I'm never doing this s**t ever again. Now I keep getting f**king YouTube ads on frogs because of how much s**t I googled
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Deleted User Aug 6, 2025 09:32 God is watching. |
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Deleted User Aug 6, 2025 09:32 God is watching. |
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Deleted User Aug 6, 2025 09:32 God is watching. |
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Deleted User Aug 6, 2025 09:33 That commented three times because of the father, the son and the Holy spurt |
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Aug 6, 2025 10:58
Did it look like this? |
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Deleted User Aug 6, 2025 11:01 Omg she kermitted a murder |
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Aug 6, 2025 15:47 Yeah that's him he's kinda just laying here now. How do I dispose of the body.. |
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Aug 6, 2025 20:11 How could you kill a froggy? They're so cute. 😟 |
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Aug 6, 2025 20:43 You didn't have a cup? I just get them out of my house by letting them hop into a cup. |
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Deleted User Aug 6, 2025 20:49
Then he drinks the frog. |
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Aug 6, 2025 22:51 I tried getting close to it with a cup and it jumped at me so I just dumped alcohol on it. I wasn't touching that s**t again |
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Aug 6, 2025 22:51 If you've never helped a frog, you'll never know which ones are magical. I once saved one from the middle of a factory, and just recently I gave one directions. They're a lot easier to help out than most other creatures. |
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Aug 6, 2025 22:52 Are you high. |
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Aug 6, 2025 22:59 I'm on the 2nd floor, so although it is higher than being on the 1st floor, it's not overly high. If I was on the roof then I'd call that fairly high. |
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Aug 6, 2025 23:38 You killed your prince charming. 🐸👑 Now you're dying alone. |
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Aug 7, 2025 00:01 I tried to save even bugs many times.Just you know from seeing everything as life.A moth and a grasshopper were dying so I just put them in diff places just so ants wouldn't eat them to death.Once I tried to save a cicada but never again since I read they're only pests and once I saw a beetle on his back and just turned him over. |
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Aug 7, 2025 01:02 Listen maybe its because I have aspd or something but I couldnt care less about that damn frog. If its my life or an animals I'd put it down. |
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Aug 7, 2025 04:30 So I used to live on Frogmore Plantation. Killed 10,000s of frogs just driving to the gas station. |
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Deleted User Aug 7, 2025 09:36 The frog had a gun? |
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Aug 7, 2025 16:15 brb contacting homeland security |
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Aug 7, 2025 19:41 I wish I could say a frog tried to fight me to the death, but alas, my life is boring. |
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Aug 7, 2025 21:54 If you didn't care about the poor lil' froggy, why does this post exist? |
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Aug 7, 2025 21:57 At least tell us how it tastes? |
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Aug 8, 2025 01:43 Amazing I baked him and he was delicious. Also I probably posted this because I was high as hell |
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Aug 8, 2025 04:47 Did you lick him first? |
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Aug 8, 2025 05:37 Nah I forgot |
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Aug 8, 2025 18:49 There's that sociopath thing coming up. You couldn't just grab it and put it outside? That's the part I'm confused about in the body of the post. |
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Aug 8, 2025 23:21 I tried and its not like I wanted to kill it. Who knew alcohol would kill it. |
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Aug 11, 2025 03:05 Killing things is practically all it's good for, and used for. |
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Aug 11, 2025 03:25 Its fine its not like that type of frog was endangered or smth |
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Aug 13, 2025 08:07 Just dissolve the dead frog's body in some kind of highly corrosive acid such as either hydrochloric acid or sulphuric acid. Or maybe just burn it in a fire. |
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Aug 13, 2025 11:37 ...and then add milk. |
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Aug 13, 2025 12:05 We should hold a proper funeral ;-; |
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Aug 13, 2025 14:57 That's pretty f**ked to just kill it like that, pretty cruel, it's just a green trea frog you could've just picked it up again instead of freaking out because it jumped on you lol |
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Aug 13, 2025 15:09 Next frog I see will be released if I don't have alcohol or literally anything to dehydrate it |
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Aug 18, 2025 15:42 @Deathwish She's a self admitted, diagnosed sociopath. |
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Aug 18, 2025 16:08 Get therapy n1gg |
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Aug 19, 2025 02:44 Damn... that took a turn.... |
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Aug 19, 2025 02:44 I think this is an altscene first for me... |
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Aug 19, 2025 04:17
Here's a story from my collection: |
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Aug 19, 2025 07:31 I thought that was gonna end somewhere cool with you kicking his ass. You remember his name?🤣 |
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Aug 19, 2025 13:31 She's a self diagnosed psychopath? f**k that's genuinely cringe |
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Aug 19, 2025 15:54 yeah me taking over 5 years to get diagnosed is really cringe. im a professionally diagnosed sociopath |
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Aug 20, 2025 15:20 Didn't ask, still pretty cringe |
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Aug 20, 2025 20:08 I mean kids might do stuff like that me as an adult understands that's wrong.It's when kids kill dogs and cats they turn out to be serial killers. |
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Aug 20, 2025 23:23 Facts^ |
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Aug 21, 2025 01:36 I still refuse this isn't a bait post |
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Aug 21, 2025 02:55 Someone ban that psycho?.. |
