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1. It would be funny
2. Who doesn't like flying things?
3. You'd be creative
4. It would be really funny
5. Running from flying objects can make good exercise
6. You'd look cool doing it
7. Smashing sh*t can be fun!
8. Reason number 1
9. Reason number 4
10.You can have your own personal wrecking ball
Thank you for coming to my TED talk 👍
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Aug 10, 2025 09:30 11, it will unbalance the fan and who knows, getting decapitated could be fun? |
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Deleted User Aug 10, 2025 11:14 Bored now |
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Aug 10, 2025 14:14
@Dr.Sus Oh yeah I'm aware. |
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Aug 10, 2025 14:36 For a moment I read that as tie a c**k to a ceiling fan.. already tried that. Haven't tried a rock yet. |
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Aug 10, 2025 16:11 It was Jay. He's gone to try it for himself in secret. |
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Aug 10, 2025 18:09 s**t, I wonder if I still have the photos of when I taped light weight glow sticks to the ceiling fan and took pictures. I was doing some cool things with long exposure times. |
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Aug 10, 2025 18:12 Lmao, and I just remembered. Idk where I read it, and I doubt its not true. But I heard a, oh wait, it was a video, I'll see if I can find it later. But a kid did some s*x stuff with a ceiling fan, and did not have great results. Lol. No pun, but it was a video on youtube buy a channel called Whang. Yall can try to find it if you want. I'll get to it later. |
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Aug 10, 2025 18:34
@Eoten My god man that made me feel like I was teleported straight to efukt if you remember that cursed site lol |
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Aug 10, 2025 18:36
@Dr.Sus there's also a vid of someone doing that with a shock vac, another with someone doing that with an xbox360 |
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Aug 10, 2025 18:37 Try it with pocket knives on each fan blade or sharpies and see how long you last.... |
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Aug 10, 2025 19:04
I think my cousin stuck his d**k in a desk fan once. That kid wasn't quite right in the head. One time he jumped inside the bottom of an old abandoned outhouse. It was double sided, one for male, one for female, so there was a large common space underneath that was empty. But he still jumped inside and got trapped like some kid in a well, begging me to pull him back up. I did the only sensible thing and took a s**t in it and went home. |
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Aug 10, 2025 19:40 That might've been Jay, because his fave reveal post is gone. |
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Aug 10, 2025 19:41 Yup, I had a message from him and now ita a deleted user. But ik... things.... idk if anyone can convince me otherwise at this point. |
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Aug 10, 2025 20:20 Jay is always self deleting. He will be back. He always comes back. |
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Aug 10, 2025 20:22
Also for reals a couple of us have actually seen his face. He has a beard, at least he did the last time I saw. He and I and Walt did a group video chat on Instagram (back before Walt and I met in person or were together). He basically just looks like a dude with a beard. He also has really long head hair. |
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Aug 10, 2025 20:52 I totes figured y'all have seem his face. I've just never seen him self delete before, but maybe it was when I had self deleted, or took huge breaks. Idk why a person would self delete and be back 12 hours later, but hey, why does anybody do anything? And to semi quote Forrest Gump, "That's all I'm gonna say about that." |
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Aug 10, 2025 22:00
I don't know if he had a beard when I saw him |
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Aug 10, 2025 23:23 Should someone organise a support group to deal with everyone's Jay addiction? |
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Aug 11, 2025 00:07
Feeling left out crow?? |
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Aug 11, 2025 01:03 Maybe that wasn't directed at me, but did it really sound like I'm bent outta shape about this? |
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Aug 11, 2025 05:49 It'd be pretty cool to see how long it takes the rock to fling, and what it might break |
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Aug 11, 2025 16:01
Hell yeah, put a bunch of vases and ornaments around, take bets on what it might break. I just see a smokey room full of Asians all screaming and betting, like in the gambling scene in it's always sunny in Philadelphia |
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Aug 11, 2025 17:09 Fill a room with mirrors. Write a name on each one and bet on who gets bad luck first |
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Aug 11, 2025 18:25 That is devious... I like it 🤣. |
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Aug 11, 2025 18:28 I'm American, I can just play Russian roulette with the vases. |
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Aug 12, 2025 09:48 instructions unclear, rock ate my fan :/ |
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Aug 12, 2025 22:44 My friend, that is your sign to go to home depot and get a new ceiling fan so you may try again |
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Aug 12, 2025 23:06 Attach a emu to a fan and see what happens?.. |
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Aug 13, 2025 02:00 A "new" ceiling fan? I just rebuilt a desk fan from the 1940's and it took every ounce of self control I had not to buy one from the 1910's or 1920's instead. And in looking at them, there are some really cool ceiling fans from that era. Check out the "Westinghouse Gyro" ceiling fan. It's basically two desk fans rotating around a central hub. |
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Aug 13, 2025 03:48 Cyberwolf pls don't attach me to a fan again I'm still traumatized from last time |
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Aug 13, 2025 05:01 😂 last time?... |
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Aug 13, 2025 05:21
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... |
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Aug 13, 2025 06:25 By any chance are you related to Limu emu? |
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Aug 13, 2025 13:48 Well Emu, if we tied you the the ceiling fan you'll finally be able to fly. I would figure as a flightless bird that you'd be excited. |
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Aug 13, 2025 17:23 Good point ^^^ |
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Aug 14, 2025 21:11
Emu's have really strong legs |
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Aug 14, 2025 21:17
Okay good point, but that way of flying Neon would be going around in circles and then being nauseated while maaaaybe getting to fly and slam into something seconds later. |
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Aug 14, 2025 22:11 This brings up a philosophical question... is being flung off a ceiling fan REALLY flying? I say no, discuss... |
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Aug 14, 2025 22:40
Because I am surrounded by farm land and some farmers in the u.k keep emu's for eggs / meat.. |
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Aug 14, 2025 23:47 Nice haha |
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Aug 15, 2025 08:08 I've eaten ostrich and emu before. I'm surprised it's not farmed more often. It tastes just like beef. Maybe even slightly better in the case of emu, but costs so much less to raise them to slaughter for the same amount of meat produced. The guy who owned a ranch I did some work with before had ostriches. But I never worked with those, I worked with a different ranch he had that was raising bison. |
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Aug 15, 2025 16:11 Now I want some |
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Aug 15, 2025 17:44 Oh cool a take on a different kind of meat that's not people just going "tastes like chicken" |
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Aug 15, 2025 18:51 I've had ostrich burger just not from that farm lol |
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Aug 15, 2025 20:42 Know what doesn't taste like chicken? Quorn chicken burgers. |
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Aug 15, 2025 20:44 Quorn is a mystery |
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Aug 15, 2025 21:15 Quorn's made from anti-taste. |
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Aug 17, 2025 05:14 Don’t tie it to the fan, place it on top of one of the blades. |
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Aug 17, 2025 08:49 If you placed it on a blade it'd just roll off, the blades are slanted. |
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Aug 18, 2025 03:27 Use some scotched tape. |
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Aug 18, 2025 16:35
So where are we at with this, don't tie it, tape it? I NEED TO! KNOW! |
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Aug 18, 2025 17:27 Tie an emu egg to a fan blade. It'll be a smashing, splashing time |
rip Jay