Mercurius Mesmerize

Sep 23, 2025 22:44

Hey girl, do you like pickled onions... because I'd pick your onions.

Quiet99

Sep 23, 2025 22:50

Not proud of this one ...

"Girl, I want to treat you like an American school
and shoot loads of kids up inside you.."

Crowcifiction

Sep 23, 2025 22:57

Hey do you drink dr pepper? You do, then I won't be the most embarrassing thing you've ever done.

Swayaway

Sep 23, 2025 23:28

Hey, this is kinda urgent but did you see the lookout notice? The lookout from heaven because I just found their angel

Swayaway

Sep 23, 2025 23:29

Or the alternative - Did it hurt when you fell? No, from the cookie jar because you're a damn snack

Dr. Sus

Sep 24, 2025 00:36

Hi

sportsbitch

Sep 24, 2025 03:25

this is why none of you get bitches

Dr. Sus

Sep 24, 2025 05:06

Don't you say that about me, I have had plural "bitches."

Mercurius Mesmerize

Sep 24, 2025 06:57

I think you'll find mine works everytime... (trying to find someone I'm interested in presenting such an exquisite line to however is where in lies the difficulty).

Noctulius

Sep 25, 2025 04:27

Me: "Hey baby"

Her: "No no, I'm too young"

Me, "Hi, Too Young! Nice to meet you!"

shadowfilth

Sep 25, 2025 18:28

Did you fall from heaven because your face is f**ked up

Dr. Sus

Sep 25, 2025 18:51

Finally, a good one^^^.

Ryan Razorwire

Sep 25, 2025 22:39

Hey