Dr. Sus

Sep 26, 2025 19:45

Have you tried shackles?

DSBM99

Sep 28, 2025 12:15

Here's what you do brother. Go to a gym, bring a pen and note pad or open notes on your phone, workout, see a cute girl, go up to her, either write or type on your phone, "hello my name is (insert name) and I'm mute and think you're cute, if you're free today after working out would you like to get a quick bite?"

If she answers yes then write, "cool, but is it ok if you drive, it'll be easier for me to communicate with ya if you drive while I write/type my responses." If she says yes get in the car with her. When you guys are on the highway just yell at the top of your lungs and then look at her while yelling "IM NOT ACTUALLY MUTE, YOU JUST P-P-P-PRANKED"

If everything goes according to plan, you can see how good she is at swerving and drifting.

sportsbitch

Sep 28, 2025 16:21

skill issue, buy the jacket from drive and blade runner 2049 jacket off of amazon wear drive jacket underneath the blade runner one and start drowning in pussy

Dr. Sus

Sep 28, 2025 19:07

😂😂😂😂😂 @ sportsbitch f**kin genius... for good measures throw in The Fonz jacket.

emperorroberto

Sep 28, 2025 23:06

I think DSBM has a good idea except you have to tell her you're not mute after a date or 2.

Ryan Razorwire

Sep 29, 2025 06:48

Bros, I'm trying to find my outgoingness again when out and about. I even just bought a 20$ bag of some straight ass cocaine. It definitely helped me wake the f**k up. Let's party.