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Best friendly insult

Best friendly insult

Wheezeh Created Sep 26, 2025 20:27
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What is your favourite friendly insult? Like when someone calls you a "womble" or a "tit" I tend to use sausage quite after or something sausage related.

Just baked and curious on if anyone has any other endearing ones???

 

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Psychopatrish

Sep 26, 2025 20:35

Your face tattoos really distract from how disturbingly long your earlobes are, especially when the gauges are out!

Just made that up, I wouldn't say it's my best work.

Dr. Sus

Sep 26, 2025 21:30

Shooting from the hip. I thought it was pretty good still.

Neon™

Oct 1, 2025 01:32

Booger. I call my man a booger and goober periodically

Dr. Sus

Oct 6, 2025 18:16

Doody head.

RetroGamer

Oct 7, 2025 08:51

"How human of you."

Theeoldways37

Nov 4, 2025 18:00

How can you talk to me like this when you have a gut like that.

Baba Yaga

Nov 5, 2025 07:08

"Stand in the corner and give your head a wobble"
My ex used to say it to me when I said something stupid.

Throne of the Creepy

Nov 5, 2025 07:42

Mongo

But its frowned upon these days

Kanakadasa Jayanthi

Nov 5, 2025 14:07

You can lose your job on eastenders for calling people mongs these days

Baba Yaga

Nov 5, 2025 14:35

I used to be called that daily!
And the effer showed me the film like 2 weeks into our ship cruise thing.

cerberus

Nov 27, 2025 01:59

"Wisdom has been chasing you for a long time, but you have always been faster"

Baba Yaga

Nov 27, 2025 04:55

I mean he even took me to a cemetery with his mate. I had a cig. They changed their mind.

 

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