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Dating profile no nos

Crowcifiction Created Dec 19, 2025 22:23
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What things on dating profiles make you roll your eyes or question why they've wrote that when they're trying to attract people, not send them away?

 

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sportsbitch

Dec 19, 2025 23:39

if she has a man or a c**k or kids

Quiet99

Dec 20, 2025 00:39

1. indication(s) of narcissism, such as an ego that can be seen on earth from space, or standards high enough to touch the hand of God.

2. Anything that berates a man's existence. Especially for shallow reasons, like being juuust 🤏 under 6'0 tall or being quote unquote: "broke 🤪" are always cause for an immediate skip, or left swipe.

3. Long list(s) of pre-set preferences, as if they're creating a character in a videogame.

4. The "In order for me to like you, my friends, or my dog have to like you first." types. Once again, always an immediate skip.

Now on Altscene specifically, here's what I've seen a fair amount of times:

I've read some rather salty sounding bios from people who are obviously still hurting from whatever their previous relationship(s) did to them. Some are 20-something single moms.

I'm not demonizing the victim(s) though, shĂŻt just happens unfortunately. Hard not to sound condescending, but that isn't how I want this to come off.

I just think that they should take a break from dating rather than forcing their mental health to the side over and over, in favor of finding happiness in other people. I've been there.

Rock-fĂźcking bottom.

And in that hole of desperation, is where a lot of people mess up, happiness should always come from within, as should self-worth. Never seek these things from anyone, ever.

Needless to say, I always just click off those profiles, wishing them the best.

 

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