St Georges Jay

Apr 26, 2026 21:05

I have access to a time machine.

Baba Yaga

Apr 26, 2026 21:23

You mean your fist or drugs Jay?
Thrones, I do. I can come and clean your toilet hah.
Not in the mood for friend competition lately. Why would you even want to have drama Thrones?

IAMEYK

Apr 26, 2026 22:26

Can I have your old friends?

St Georges Jay

Apr 26, 2026 22:28

I have a time machine, i can help with that.

IAMEYK

Apr 26, 2026 22:33

With the time machine, I become Thrones

St Georges Jay

Apr 26, 2026 22:46

And i'm.... Batman?

Throne of Friends

Apr 27, 2026 09:20

There can be only one

Baba Yaga

Apr 27, 2026 10:08

You mean like a bromance? I dont think any of them would endure Scottish hospitality. Two pints and under the table. You as for much Thrones.

Throne of Friends

Apr 27, 2026 16:13

Scottish hospitality is great

Gil Blanton

Apr 27, 2026 16:25

Maybe the real friends are the friends we made along the way, which in most of your cases will be no friends at all, because you have friends.

See what I did there? I explained the punchline. I explained the punchline because I thought it was likely you wouldn’t get it.

See what I did there? I explained the explanation of the punchline. And now the joke is over.

*takes grandiose bow*

Gil Blanton

Apr 27, 2026 16:30

It’s supposed to say “you have NO friends,” not “because you HAVE friends,” which of course most of you don’t.

See what I did there? I had to re-explain and already brilliant joke because this piece of shít phone forgot to put in a critical word. Now the joke is even funnier because it has more words in it. The Third Law of Comedy states that mistakes in a joke caused by a piece of shït phone that cause confusion are always funnier than shaggy dog stories except when the shaggy dog story is told by Norm MacDonald, in which case the shaggy dog story will always be funnier than the mistake joke / correction combo.

*takes professorial bow*

Dr. Sus

Apr 27, 2026 17:07

I can drink as much as any Scotty alive.

Mercurius Mesmerize

Apr 27, 2026 18:47

I think someone else has been drinking...

Baba Yaga

Apr 27, 2026 22:44

Merc you participating?
@Thrones
I have never been to Scotland but I can imagine the hospitality flows and its great, just not for weak stomachs.