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foreskyn zyn

foreskyn zyn

sportsbitch Created May 1, 2026 15:14
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wanted to live a little so i put a 6mg zyn in my foreskin and tbh it kinda tingles kinda burns but at least i can weld 3g without having to take a break

forgive me father for i am a zynner

this is a daily reminder to not take life seriously and live a lil bit. yea i got a zyn in my foreskin while i'm 4 stories up on a beam welding, who cares

 

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Stu Bilderberg

May 1, 2026 15:35

You’re like that other guy who used to be around here who had all those crazy stories about how he was auditioning for big tv roles and living in a van in New Orleans. Ryeasy, I think his name was?

Anyway, continue! These are very random and entertaining!

sportsbitch

May 1, 2026 15:50

thank you 🫡

update on zyn: i got bored and pelted my foreskyn zyn at some guy on the sidewalk aiming for his coffee cup

Stu Bilderberg

May 1, 2026 16:23

I believe that is technically sěxual assault against a coffee product, a class 9 felony in most municipalities east of south-central northern West Virginia.

 

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