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My ex is moving next door, we can continue to be friends with lots of work. But for now I'm going to be turning my flat into the set of a horror film. I'm talking pink frilly lace bedding, I'm talking all my porclean dolls on my bed, I'm talking a big mahogany walldrobe similar to the one of the conjuring. I want a rocking chair with my most valuable doll sitting in it. I want to wear my white 1800s replica nightgown while sitting on my bed playing with my two cats flora and fauna. I've bought a mahogany inlay table and chairs and a hall console table, and I will be telling alexa to play tiptoe through the daises every morning. It's going to be so horribly beautiful.
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May 18, 2025 21:43 And yes I do realise if I ever bought a date round they would most likely run a mile but it's the price I'm willing to pay to live the way I want. And my tattoo will have to wait because I want a beautiful bed that costs a fortune so I'm being a sensible grown up. I've not lived on my own since I was 19 so yes I can honestly say I'm now adulting in the most exquisitely unique way. |
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May 18, 2025 22:56 Is this the ex who insulted you? Because hell no, don't entertain that |
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May 18, 2025 22:59
*Tiptoe Through The Tulips |
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May 19, 2025 04:25 My ex is moving next door is probably the worst thing so ever read. Like huh? |
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May 19, 2025 09:13
"My abusive ex is moving next door" but its an "upturn" |