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being emo in your 20s

sportsbitch Created May 7, 2026 12:38
31 Comments

ok lets be real for a second, if yuore a man in your 20s and youre still emo thats pathetic lmao like developmentaly stunted or just retarded. go outside and work a mans job you absolute vagina

 

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Merv Spandex

May 7, 2026 14:22

I’d say more like if you’re an emo when you’re 35, you might want to grow up and get your shǐt together. The 20’s are designed for people, and especially men, to be stupid, lost, and provide zero value to society. After that, put on your big boy pants and get to your pointless, soul destroying job like everyone else.

Baba Yaga

May 7, 2026 14:52

And all the content creators and poets in the world go...tu tu tut tut and trumpet.
We should all learn coding and open fictional businesses to steal money of Magnats.
We should all stay Anonymous and far away from discord.
Esports still on.
Im in need of something pointless and soul destroying. They didnt crush me yet hah.

sportsbitch

May 7, 2026 15:04

nah your 20s are meant to be a adult, learning skills and figuring out what you want to do in life, getting your first rusted out deathtrap of a car, making all sorts of mistakes that you'll learn from, finding out what kind of man you are, and doing cool illegal s**t like tax evasion, vandalism and glassing some d**khead at the bar for being friendly with you

Merv Spandex

May 7, 2026 15:13

Right, what I said.

sportsbitch

May 7, 2026 15:33

nah you still gotta be useful just retarded and stumbling around

Baba Yaga

May 7, 2026 15:59

Man I did all that apart of tax evasion when I was working sniffling glue for a living. Now im almost 40 and pissed off they need me as correct citizen when they send me there and kept while the citizenship and genes databases were being created.

sportsbitch

May 7, 2026 16:32

i mean this applies to men specifically but you totally should try tax evasion (my fav part time activity)

Merv Spandex

May 7, 2026 17:49

You should try not using any public utilities or roads. Then report back about which activity is more fun.

Eoten

May 7, 2026 19:50

Emo is gay at any age.

shadowfilth

May 7, 2026 20:16

This guy's still in his 20s I'm sure

sportsbitch

May 7, 2026 21:11

i actually love back roads and trails and can confirm living without utilities/off grid is kinda awesome

deferencefordarkness

May 8, 2026 01:46

Yeah

Gothicvamp777

May 8, 2026 07:35

I'll be whatever the f**k I want because society and the people in it can go f**k themselves sideways

sportsbitch

May 8, 2026 13:02

no one really cares about your input vamp, keep being a manchild

FwiFfOooO o

May 8, 2026 13:11

Gworb

FwiFfOooO o

May 8, 2026 13:12

What it mean be emo??

Merv Spandex

May 8, 2026 17:59

Sportsbitch vs Vamp is the rivalry we need but don’t deserve. Like Superman in that one movie.

sportsbitch

May 8, 2026 18:48

dumb redneck vs autistic manchild: the movie

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Lexi

May 8, 2026 18:51

Im afraid this gon be me in future 😭

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Lexi

May 8, 2026 18:51

Im afraid this gon be me in future 😭

Merv Spandex

May 8, 2026 18:52

Directed by Ridley Scott, starring Billy Bob Thornton (Vamp) and Ryan Reynolds (sportsbitch), featuring Daniel Day-Lewis (me).

Fũckin book it, I’m watching that shizzzzz

St Georges Jay

May 8, 2026 18:53

I will not watch that shizzzzz

Merv Spandex

May 8, 2026 18:54

You will not be sold a ticket. You are not allowed in the theater during business hours.

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Lexi

May 8, 2026 18:55

Honestly being emo is just listening to the music, going to concerts and dressing emo. So there’s no such thing as being emo because it’s just something change in form but not in content. “Not being emo” based on your context refers to dressing “preppy” going to raves listening to maroon 5.

St Georges Jay

May 8, 2026 19:05

Maroon 5 have some bangers

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Lexi

May 8, 2026 19:28

True my elementary school nostalgia

sportsbitch

May 8, 2026 19:57

not dressing preppy but dressing like a depressed twink

FwiFfOooO o

May 8, 2026 20:17

super mario titans

Baba Yaga

May 8, 2026 21:47

Yooo!!! Cool boots!!!
Lets add some more ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

emperorroberto

May 8, 2026 21:57

I mean like what are they suppose to do?Stop liking the clothes that they think is cool but when I saw that pic of the old emo guy he looked a little silly.

emperorroberto

May 8, 2026 21:59

I wouldn't have said that about 20 yr olds.

 

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