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Thrones Created Sep 11, 2023 11:42
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After seeing her metioned on another thread I decided to drop Rainbow a message on discord to say people are missing her.

She asked me to start a thread for her

"You can tell them Rainbow says to make a post called personal adds and everyone to add their details in there, most sarcastic wins."

So fire away with your personal ads

 

This topic has 23 comments

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Deleted User

Sep 11, 2023 20:52

WOMAN SEEKING MAN

Mid 20s to early 30s, preferably a emo/alt/goth giga chad. 420, 710, 69, π, ∞ friendly. 6-15ft tall, large, hairy, big feet, exotic, and loves the outdoors. Super toxic and can really slam that door!

DM if this is you.

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Deleted User

Sep 11, 2023 21:23

Unfortunately, I am none of those things. 😔


Closest thing that could apply to me from your description is the 'emo', cynical mentality/outlook that I have on life.

But I am not emo.

Just leftover angst from my teenage years leaking into my 20s.

Mercurius Mesmerize

Sep 11, 2023 21:50

Landmine detector looking to meet dust pan, must bring own brush.

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Deleted User

Sep 12, 2023 13:50

Neon ... you've hit the nail on it's head.



I've seen too many profiles that read like this, but less honest. Lmfaoo 🤣🤣🤣

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Deleted User

Sep 12, 2023 14:37

Man seeking a loose redneck slap a bitch:

Sunburnt, raspy voice, ass cheeks peaking out of your frayed jean shorts. No teeth, meth jaw, pregnant with your 7th dumb child. I smack you any time I want cause it turns you on. Throw a whisky bottle across the room hitting your own dog in the head. I'll take your dog and bring you to TV court.

Forever

Sep 12, 2023 18:05

Great advice ^^

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Deleted User

Sep 12, 2023 18:13

Looking for a man with a hot bod and who doesn’t mind paying for everything because my only fans and premium Snapchat hasn’t been as popular as I’d hoped, must not have kids as I have 7 from different Dads that need a new Daddy and you can’t have your own, you must be able to drive me to pick up my welfare check each week as I don’t drive and who wants to ride a bus, if you have female relatives, don’t talk to them or any other females, if you have me that’s all the female you need in your life, I have a Dog that is my world and if you can’t accept that move along, also need a Man to help me apply my orange fake everynight and keep buying me sharpies to I can draw on my eyebrows.

I have no money, no job, I share a bedroom with 3 other girls and my Grandma lives in the basement with her 6 cats, if you don’t have your own place then I’m not interested, I am 350 lbs but I want a Man that is all muscle and works out a lot and who can also take me to McDonalds drive through for my dinner every day.

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Deleted User

Sep 12, 2023 19:17

Damn it! @Walt I was gonna add something about meth too. It also describes a lot of Girls throughout the UK too, I should also mention fake Ugg boots and fake Michael Kors handbags with stolen goods from the local shops

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Deleted User

Sep 12, 2023 22:57

@neon I see that kinda thing all the time, same with guys asking for a Barbie look a like when they look like the end of a loaf of bread

@Walt haha I’m loving the fact you used the word chav, they’re getting worse over here, just clones of each other

emperorroberto

Sep 13, 2023 03:40

The only person to block me seeking who the he-l knows what?I'm hot good at insulting people who really didn't bother me.

emperorroberto

Sep 13, 2023 03:41

Typo not not hot

Anthony55

Sep 13, 2023 16:51

Rainbow - called me a virgin incel about a year ago when she was active

Smash-into-pieces

Sep 13, 2023 17:26

Anthony so we are aparently all incels to mostly all thease woman now days if your not to ther outrageous standards or a 1% mega chad or deadbeat babydaddy to at lest 60 other woman but before any girl says anything to that no some of us just have had enoth and stop playing the game thats a fact and our mind is gonna be on other things so good luck dont let the wall hit u on the way down dont take offence it just prove us right im just jokeing but am i jokeing

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Deleted User

Sep 13, 2023 19:31

I Man that can use punctuation is a bonus also, just saying.

Master Vesuvius

Sep 13, 2023 23:39

@neon, What? Women in their 20's don't want crusty old dudes? Damn there goes my plans of a 20 and 30 something harem.

Master Vesuvius

Sep 13, 2023 23:40

Man seeking Woman, must be be breathing. Attractive personality helps, must be able to put up with a crusty old dude.

Mercurius Mesmerize

Oct 1, 2023 23:18

Lamp for sale.

Ranger Pariah

Oct 2, 2023 01:53

I wish I knew that code line to insert images in forum, cause I really want to place a moth meme here from Raz's comment "lamp for sale."

Darkhorse1215

Oct 2, 2023 03:04

30 something self-proclaimed alpha male looking early 20s woman. Must be submissive, yet a bread winner. You're going to need to pay your own way plus mine. Must be slim, objectively attractive and have huge t*ts. If you don't, I'll expect you to get a boob job and pay for it yourself. You're going to need to give me my space when I want it, but baby me when I need it. Be emotionally available, but don't expect the same in return. I don't want to hear about your problems. Women don't need personality. The more of a robot/s*x doll, the better. Cheating is alright, but only for me. Consider it an open relationship for me, and monogamy for you. Must be willing to smash on the first date. Must enjoy three-ways, but only with other women involved.

I'll want constant blowjobs, but I won't give you oral. As a super straight man, I simply think that female genitals are inherently gross. Must douche. A woman's natural scent is not appealing to me. s*x is a race to the finish for me. If you can't get off after me flopping around on top of you for 2 minutes, that's your problem.

[SARCASM WARNING]...please don't think I'm being serious lol

Derek

Oct 2, 2023 04:36

Man seeking woman, must be shorter than me (I'm 4'1"), has to be around my age (I'm 180 years of age), has to know how to cut and spike tobacco, needs to be able to sew, quilt, knit, plug tires, weld, crimp automotive wiring, cook, clean, solder, iron, needs to be able to use a post hole digger, needs to be able to split wood (with a splitting maul and sledge and wedge, not just a gas wood splitter), take tire off the rim with a pry bar and sledge hammer, has to have at least 7 kids by at least 10 different baby daddies, must know how to drive a forklift, must know how to bleed air out of brake lines and power steering lines, must know how to time an engine without using the timing marks!!! Also needs to make tons of money, work 50 jobs, but always have time for me!! If this is you, please send me a telepathic message at your convenience at the next alignment of the solar eclipse occuring at the same time as Dwayne The Rock Johnson delivering the touchdown pass at the Superbowl!

Darkhorse1215

Oct 2, 2023 04:44

Sounds reasonable.

Derek

Oct 2, 2023 05:37

It totally is, I'm literally not asking for much lol

Mercurius Mesmerize

Oct 2, 2023 09:42

Moths not included.

 

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