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Ouch! It burns! 🔥

Ouch! It burns! 🔥

James!_Ear-Man Created Jan 23, 2026 12:20
14 Comments

Woke up this morning at 4am for work and being half asleep, I stupidly decided to spray the cologne where it shouldn’t be sprayed. I highly recommend all dudes to try this at least once. Enjoy 😁

Also, I’m watching the new 28 Years Later sequel movie today at the cinema with a dude so unfortunately there will be no cuddling.

 

This topic has 14 comments

James!_Ear-Man

Jan 23, 2026 12:22

I’m trying to be funny. Rate how funny I am 👍🏻

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Baba Yaga

Jan 23, 2026 13:28

6 maybe 7 😄

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Baba Yaga

Jan 23, 2026 13:28

I want to know what is hurting you? You need a kiss?

James!_Ear-Man

Jan 23, 2026 15:18

6 7 like the meme I don’t understand?

James!_Ear-Man

Jan 23, 2026 15:30

Maybe

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Baba Yaga

Jan 23, 2026 17:17

I rated the comedy.


what is a meme?
I dont understand?

Dr. Sus

Jan 23, 2026 17:51

Somewhere between 1 and Hack.

Throne of goths and Emos

Jan 23, 2026 18:14

Went to see the 28 years later film last week. Its ok

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Baba Yaga

Jan 23, 2026 18:19

I would watch it just for Ralph Fiennes.
Not my thing zombie movies...I love read about it tho.

exo

Jan 23, 2026 19:46

Reminds me: Wash yer hands after slicin ghost chilis, or don’t. YMMV

Throne of goths and Emos

Jan 23, 2026 20:58

Also I accidently sprayed deep heat where it shouldn't go. Dunno if you guys get that in America

I do not recommend

James!_Ear-Man

Jan 23, 2026 21:04

@Throne of goths and Emos

I will not accept “it’s ok” 😂

Comment again saying it was fantastic!

James!_Ear-Man

Jan 23, 2026 21:09

I’m only funny at random, most of the time I’m not.


I just sprayed cologne again…

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Baba Yaga

Jan 24, 2026 08:46

You guys are dumb
No kisses this time hahaha

 

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