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Allen lives 3 doors down from me, met him yesterday.
Michelle moved into Allen's place about a month ago, she happens to be a bartender at the sister restaurant I work at. She came over to talk to me after work twice.
2 nights ago, I come home from work at 1am. Allen had thrown all of Michelle's stuff into a giant pile outside of his place. Tons of s**t! She gets home about 15 minutes after me. Holy crap, all hell breaks loose between them...
I bet you $20 bucks she's going to come knocking on my door...
"Knock, knock, knock..." Gimme my 20 bucks. I open the door, instantly grabs my chicken. She has a lip and boob job BTW. Bring her into my bedroom, sticks her arse up... Smash down...
Ah there they are, the cops, 4 of them parked out front. Seen that coming too. She's holding on to me with all her might. I jizz all over her jugs and said "Geet the F out of here" She went out there screaming and crying... I locked my door. She tried coming back in, but I didn't let her.
Allen came over to talk to me last night... Told me she has bipolar episodes and is a drunk. I gave him a piece of some fire weed.