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Disappearing texters require magical intervention:
🐉 Smoke-signal dragon: messages only the worthy can read
🐙 Tentacle octopus: drags unread messages from the inbox dimension
Who would you summon?
I’d also like an octopus for my own inbox, I’m terrible at replying. 😆
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Mar 31, 2026 21:22 i keep getting carrier pidgeons at my window but how do i make it stop? |
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Mar 31, 2026 21:42 I’d try negotiating with a dragon first… pigeons are stubborn negotiators. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:02 Micro gnomes. They'll even make educated replies. You needn't even be there at all. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:23 Are you asking for drugs love? Ive got Jay's number if you want. Try any other website in your country. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:32 You want an octopus for your inbox? - The whole thing or just a tentacle? |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:32 Micro gnomes with educated replies… excellent. My dragon and octopus will appreciate the extra staff. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:36 No drugs. Just dragons and poor magical planning.😆 |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:42
Whole octopus. One tentacle per crisis. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:45 Disappearing texters... Sometimes I just assume they were never really there and were all part of a practical illusion created to refine the direction of my path. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:51 A practical illusion… that explains why my octopus can’t find the messages. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:54 Oh someone permanently deleted their profile? Ask Neil he will help hun. |
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Mar 31, 2026 22:55
He never answered my email but you can try |
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Apr 1, 2026 00:12 They've either deleted their profile, the profile was reported and found to be dodgy so it was deleted or they blocked you |
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Apr 1, 2026 00:22 Blocked? Or maybe the gnomes sabotaged their profile 🧝♂️✨ |
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Apr 1, 2026 00:23 Gnomes with big heads and smol 🍆 |
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Apr 1, 2026 00:31 Exactly. Head size directly correlates with magical problem-solving skills 🧝♂️✨ |
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Apr 1, 2026 00:39
Mojo JoJo 's |
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Apr 1, 2026 00:51
Yep. Bunch of crazies. This I'm talking about people. |
