At the piercing studio today

Mar 26, 2026 16:02

One time I was showing a gal some of my sillier tattoos and she was cracking up. Then she said, "oh no, I can top that, one time I met a guy with a (tattoo redacted for sake of keeping my originality) tattoo." And I pulled up my pant leg up and said, "You mean lile this?" And she realized she was talking to the guy she was describing.

It was more of one those, "had to be there" type of moments.

Mar 26, 2026 16:03

Also, you don't look a day over 50! Great job!

Mar 26, 2026 16:18

@Dr.Sus Wow! That must have been hilarious. Of all the people she could tell that story to, it had to be the actual guy with the tattoo. Those “had to be there” moments are the best.

Mar 26, 2026 16:19

Wow! From under 18 at the piercing studio to over 50 on the forum. My age range today is impressive.

Mar 26, 2026 17:07

I'm just joshin'.

Mar 26, 2026 17:52

@Dr.Sus Haha I know you were! No worries. The timing was just too funny not to answer back.

Mar 26, 2026 18:37

In real life at the piercing studio: “Apparently I’m 17.”

On this forum, where no one has met me: “Definitely 50.”

Somebody please tell me where I actually am… because I’ve lost track of my own age. 😂

Mar 26, 2026 18:39

Good good. So, in my 20's I lived on a massive property/farm in Hawaii. The owner hired a new manager with a wife and a kid. On top of the guy being a total dink, f**king up our peaceful routine of getting s**t done, wanting to change everything. His wife wanted to take over our kitchen, threw out a bunch of our food, wanted to tell us exactly what we had to eat, like children. She also wanted to make the kitchen, which was huge, with tables, hammocks, couches, etc, (our main communal hangout spot) off limits, except for her scheduled meal times. Tried to make the whole farm drug, tobacco, alcohol free... f**k that.

She looked like f**king Skeletor, and I can still hear her in her Accent from Spain, "Can you belief, I'm only 50!"

One day she asked me to guess how old she was, I told her I didn't wanted to play that game. She insisted, and I regret it now but I said, "Idk, 55?" (knowing she was 50)... the look on her face, heartbreak.

They all really did piss most of us off. We were all just young weirdos who decided to go live on a farm doing work exchange, and they wanted to come in and try to uber micromanage a bunch of nut jobs.

Also, they had a 12 or 13 year old that they didn't want in school anymore and the owner of the farm was f**king pissed about that, he was educated, and strongly believed in learning. But yeah... imagine living in paradise with a bunch of hot chick's and now there's this
12 year old around any corner.. killed the vibe....

Mar 26, 2026 19:00

Wow… that farm sounds insane. Skeletor yelling “I’m only 50!” had me laughing. 😆
Meanwhile, I got ID’d at a piercing studio today (17 apparently) and this forum calls me 50.
At this rate, I’m either a teenager, a 50-year-old, or Skeletor’s long-lost twin. 😂

Mar 26, 2026 19:34

She did mention her sister's 17 going on 50 a lot...

Mar 26, 2026 20:01

😂 17 going on 50, huh? Sounds like I’m in the same timeline as them now, piercing studio says 17, forum says 50, farm says Skeletor. Multiverse confirmed. 😆

Equal Pay Jay

Mar 26, 2026 20:23

Skeletor is s*xy and anyoen who says otherwise is clearly some kind of queermosexual

Mar 26, 2026 20:42

So the timeline now is:

17 at the piercing studio
50 on the forum
Skeletor is the s*xy one

Wow… what a day. 😂

Mar 26, 2026 21:23

Im sure you got some pics to remember 😉 😏 👀 🤔 😜 🤪

Mar 26, 2026 21:32

@BabaYaga Haha if there were pictures of today’s age confusion, they’d probably just make things worse. I’d end up anywhere between 17 and Skeletor again. 😂

IAMEYK

Mar 26, 2026 23:49

I don't have a funny tattoo/piercing story. But at one point in my life I did consider being a tattoo artist but I don't have any piercings or tats whatsoever. I figured it would be a horrible impression for clients if their artist didn't have any tats or piercings.

Mar 27, 2026 00:17

@IAMEYK I get that! Being a tattoo artist with zero tattoos or piercings would most likely confuse people. Sounds like your calling was always meant to be something else.

Mar 27, 2026 00:58

Age confusion? WHAT THE f**k???

NEIL?!
SOMEONE REPORT THIS AND PLEASE f**kING LISTEN THIS TIME!

Mar 27, 2026 01:07

Oh sorry. Jesus I need a smoke. I quit nicotine today. Out of vape juice

Mar 27, 2026 01:11

Doc.

Say hello to farm helpers. One is dating me it looks like