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I'm sure we've all been on, or are currently on, online dating apps, but what are some of your instant nopes when trying to decide which way to swipe?
For me:
Every photo has a filter,
Mentioning trash TV/music,
Bucket hats,
Liverpool or Chelsea football shirts,
Cats (don't hate me, I'm allergic),
Every photo has same outfit,
Mentioning a sugar daddy/money
Obvious lip filler surgery
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Deleted User Dec 12, 2023 19:43
For guys - |
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Deleted User Dec 12, 2023 20:36 Any app that requires somebody to just swipe is an instant no for me. Also people who rant about their ex kinda tells me they're not ready to move on yet |
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Deleted User Dec 12, 2023 21:48 I remember coming across someone who answered everything with "ask me" and then got angry about me asking her questions |
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Deleted User Dec 12, 2023 22:05
I had someone match me on bumble once and shoot me a generic message that I responded to, and then she got insanely irrate for me talking to her going on about how she wasn't over her dead husband. |
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Deleted User Dec 12, 2023 23:44
As Neon said the ‘just ask’ thing, I’m like ‘no, I don’t wanna ask your boring ass anything because clearly you’re lazy aswell if you can’t write a short bio’ |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 04:56 Jay: Wanna talk about stuff? Ears man. What you doing? Spying on me? Eaves dropping? Red flag |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 05:20 GOBBLESS HOSS. THE LITTLE DRUMER BOY WAS MY FAVROT. NEVER THOT HE WAS A SPY |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 05:22 FREEDOM AIN'T FREE! HEARD THAT FROM THE RADIO MAN WONCE |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 13:57
The lip filler pictures provide unintentional comedy, when the top lip juts out so far it casts a shadow that looks like a pencil moustache that George Orwell would have been proud of. I can't help chuckling at it, and I make no apologies. |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 15:01
@Ozzy: Why is it that you regularly and unprompted bring up people with fake pictures or accounts? I've seen it multiple times now that just out of nowhere you either say others fall for fake accounts, people on here all have fake accounts, that people accuse you of stealing pictures, etc. |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 15:14 Because he's fake. |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 15:18 So you're saying it's projection? *shocked pikachu face* |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 15:30 Most likely.... |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 16:43 Can also be an ugly girl instead of a cute girl. Doesn't always have to be a man lol. |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 16:46
There loads of fake men profiles, |
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Dec 13, 2023 19:04 I'd like to think I am not a catfish..... But I am definitely a fish of some variety |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 19:26 #clownfish |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 20:22 Stonefish. Hides in plain sight, but ungodly toxic once identified (usually by stepping on it) |
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Deleted User Dec 13, 2023 20:23 @Jay: Are you a pretty ballerina? |
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Dec 13, 2023 23:22
“I’m 6’2” because apparently that’s important.” |
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Deleted User Dec 14, 2023 04:53 Any Chick that says they were abused or in a toxic relationship. Which is 98%. |
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Dec 14, 2023 07:01 That happens to some people, but is often fake vulnerability put out as bait by female covert narcs. |
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Dec 14, 2023 12:59
Lack of cats |
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Deleted User Dec 14, 2023 13:23 For me it's more of a red flag if they do own cats. Every toxic girl I've ever met besides one had a pet cat. And the craziest girl I ever met had several cats. I'm sure there are some nice girls somewhere out there who own cats though 😂 |
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Dec 14, 2023 13:54 Cat people are crazy in general... yeah that's right, I said you're all CrAZy... what of it? |
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Deleted User Dec 14, 2023 14:47
Give me cats over dogs any day, cats are that superior to dogs it's not even a comparison. |
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Deleted User Dec 14, 2023 16:22 Cats are more like roommates that are just giant balls of gremlin energy |
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Deleted User Dec 14, 2023 16:43
^^^ |
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Deleted User Dec 14, 2023 18:41 I have cats and a dog and all of them are assholes lol |
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Deleted User Dec 14, 2023 19:29
I prefer cats, dogs are helpless without you. |
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Deleted User Dec 15, 2023 01:43 Bird people are definitely weird. I don't think people should keep birds as pets |
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Deleted User Dec 15, 2023 02:12 Red flag 🚩 someone who doesn’t like cats 🐈 |
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Dec 15, 2023 03:44 It's weird how its socially acceptable to say your hate cats, rodents, reptiles, birds, etc, but if you say you hate dogs the dog brigade comes out to lynch you |
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Deleted User Dec 15, 2023 04:06 Dogs are protectors man. |
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Deleted User Dec 15, 2023 04:54 Dogs are amazing 🤩 |
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Deleted User Dec 15, 2023 08:07 Dogs will chew you're s**t up and s**t on you're shoe |
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Deleted User Dec 15, 2023 08:07 Your* |
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Dec 15, 2023 11:54
If cats are so independent, why do they need feeding... especially fancy pants cat foods. |
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Deleted User Dec 16, 2023 00:57 Cats make me sneeze and climb up my curtains. I’ve never had a Dog s**t on my shoe so far 😂 my old cat s**t on my bed once though |
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Deleted User Dec 16, 2023 01:59
Cat s**ts on you're stuff it apparently doesn't like you 🤣 a vet told my friend that bc the cat use shít on her stuff |
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Dec 16, 2023 06:16 This is why I am sticking to houseplants.... They don't s**t at all, much less on anything 🤣 |
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Deleted User Dec 16, 2023 08:28 Facts! |
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Dec 16, 2023 16:14 Also, face tattoos. I don't think I've ever seen any face tattoos that looked good. |
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Deleted User Dec 16, 2023 19:22 I don’t like cats much either so I’m not arsed if they like me back or not 😂 |
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Deleted User Jan 14, 2024 04:23 😶🌫️ |
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Deleted User Jan 14, 2024 14:47 Right wing people, anyone who says "must love dogs". No I don't have to LOVE anything, particularly your dog. Women who put height requirements - I'm actually tall but I hate that, it's reducing the complexity of a person down to one physical attribute they can't even change, conducting conversations like job interviews - absolutely hate this, very cynical and transactional results in an immediate loss of interest, anything with "accepting applications", instant nope. Anyone who says gaming is "childish" - as opposed to what? A bunch of grown men chasing a ball around a field? |
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Deleted User Jan 15, 2024 17:07 I concur with ozzy. Why use some else's photos? That like a mental illness these days. It's a weird form of spying or stalking. |
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Deleted User Jan 15, 2024 17:47
This was explained to me a while ago, still can't believe folk do this but I knew a lass who arranged to meet up with a guy after messaging, talking on the phone and doing the general preamble. When she got there she found he looked nothing like his pictures so she demanded an explanation, not unreasonably. The gist was "well, I figured since we'd got this far you wouldn't mind too much". 😂 He was hoping she'd think "came all this way, might as well". She didn't. |
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Deleted User Jan 16, 2024 08:10 For me, I’m not really attracted to leftists/liberals and LGBT people. I’m gay myself, but I think leftism and LGBT ideology is toxic, and I’ve really grown to dislike them. At this point, I’m only attracted to right-leaning men, and most of my attraction is towards masculine men. |
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Deleted User Jan 17, 2024 03:08 There's a super sick problem with gay black men pretending to be white girls on dating apps. I learned after a few phone calls. |
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Deleted User Jan 17, 2024 16:27 Anyone who's been down the youtube rabbit hole and come out thinking they know everyting and it's everyone else who is the idiot. |
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Deleted User Jan 17, 2024 16:29
@mallmothman |
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Deleted User Jan 17, 2024 18:22 As others said, "just ask." The whole point of a profile is for people to be able to look beyond your profile pic for common interests and possible compatibility before messaging you. To me, that kind of thing makes people look lazy and boring. |
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Jan 17, 2024 19:41 Mallmothman you're going to have a hard time finding a gay republican mall goth. You may need to broaden your scope |
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Deleted User Jan 17, 2024 22:55 Not long ago he was after a gay mall goth, now he has to be a right-wing gay mall goth as well. It's quite the niche... |
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Deleted User Jan 18, 2024 00:48 Mollmothman, there's no way to say this that doesn't sound awful but maybe speaking to a LGBTQ positive therapist may help with unpacking where those attractions or turn offs come from. |
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Deleted User Jan 18, 2024 17:09 @Mothman: Might be hard to find a partner in general if you are gay and against gay people. Not gonna find a non-lgbt person to enter a gay relationship tbh. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:10 @Coraline: I used to be a liberal, but not anymore. The left is quite literally destroying America, and I can’t be a part of that. Liberals ain’t the angels they claim to be. Conservatives ain’t perfect either, but at least they’re more rational, and they actually care about reality. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:13 @Neon Bright Star ⭐️: As far as I’m concerned, mall goths don’t exactly have a political preference. Most alternative subcultures are left-leaning, but the mall goth subculture is mostly about nu-metal, which is known to have right-wing views. I used to be a leftist myself, but then I started to hate the left. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:13
Wait, the left are LITERALLY destroying America? |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:18 @Jake: Is yapping all you do? You even did this the first time you saw me. I’ve been a center-right person for a while now, and it’s because I hate what the left and the LGBT community have become. Also, the mall goth subculture is a legitimate subculture, which was popular in the ‘90s and 2000s. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:21 @Wunna: I hate the LGBT community because it’s nothing like what it used to be. The T is ruining everything, and even ruining things for us gay people. Trans people are forcing everyone to affirm their delusions, and they’re calling us homosexuals “transphobic” because we won’t date “men” with vaginas, and “women” with penises. Not to mention that trans people are also pushing their agenda on children, and they’re making gay people look bad, because we’re always lumped together. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:22 @WalterLuigi: Gay right-wingers exist, and I may be one of them. I don’t really care about politics that much, but when it’s necessary, I tend to have moderate views. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:24 @JayBeyBladeNumberFour: Pretty much. The left is trying to enforce the idea that men can be women, and women can be men. This whole country was better when Republicans were in power. It all went to s**t when the pandemic started, and Joe Biden took over. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:35 You know you can just eat a slice of the propaganda pie, you dont have to devour the whole thing, right? B) |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:40 @JayBeyBladeNumberFour: The proof is all around me, so there’s no reason for me not to believe. Goddamn libtards. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:47
So, how many trans people have you been forced to have s*x with? Is it upwards of 100? |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:49 @JayBeyBladeNumberFour: It’s never happened to me, but I see it happen all the time in the gay community. Trans “men” are calling gay men “transphobic because we want real men that actually have penises, not counterfeits. The same is happening to lesbians, sadly. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:57
Its so weird i've not seen a news article about it since its happening all the time, but this is jsut like when gay people were forcing straight people to have s*x with them to spread AIDs back in the 80s, somethign which also had no news articles and still has no historical evidence but for realsies happened because trust me bro. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 14:59
@Mallmothman - Aye, sorry for replying to a thread that you started mate, might be an idea to take that chip off your shoulder and get off your soap box while you're at it. Plenty other places you can spout your right wing drivel. |
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Deleted User Jan 19, 2024 15:04
No Jake, dont leave, we're about to get all the evidence! |
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Deleted User Jan 21, 2024 17:00 Ozz shouldnt you be fighting Anthony, not Walter? |
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Deleted User Jan 21, 2024 19:20
Posing in the mirror in skintight lycra |
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Deleted User Jan 21, 2024 19:28
Hiking and rock climbing strikes me as the most boring crock of s**t on the planet. And at the risk of changing this from to "instant tropes of online dating", they can shove their Sunday lunch up their arse as well. |
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Deleted User Jan 21, 2024 19:31 Rock climbing is for geeknerds, cool people boulder B) |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 04:48 @Ozz: Lay off the drugs, Chicagoan hookers, and get a better translator tool please. Reading your posts is going to give me a stroke. |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 05:07 He accidentally got venom in his Wheaties again. |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 11:18 I thought Bane was some kinda Mexican, not Ozzy B) |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 18:08 You might say he's the bane of this forums existence |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 18:19 By giving it life, then giving it anti-life. |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 18:20 Or maybe a stake to the heart? |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 18:39 We could leave him poor reviews on yelp? |
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Deleted User Jan 23, 2024 18:47 Claim ownership of the website on google reviews then upload silly pictures |
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Deleted User Feb 2, 2024 22:18 What about a keytar? |
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Feb 2, 2024 22:26
If you're Stevie Wonder I'll let a keytar pic pass. |
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Deleted User Feb 2, 2024 22:30
If i was stevie wonder surely my typing would look something like this: |
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Deleted User Feb 2, 2024 23:16 I wont, but i jsut want to let you know, good luck, we're all counting on you |
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Deleted User Feb 2, 2024 23:31
When there's a huge list of no and it's usually generic swerfs, terfs, tories, coppers and landlords ect. Which are the kind that wouldn't want a starving artist type with screaming like a banshee hair. |
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Deleted User Feb 3, 2024 15:19
Banter is key.... oh please die slowly... |
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Deleted User Feb 6, 2024 10:43 Women with icks usually are the ickiest |
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Deleted User Feb 7, 2024 03:11
Yeah i hate saying it but FARRRRRKKKKK f**king filters... Its a lie... YES you can do a thing, YES you can have those photos, but if ALL your photos are filtered and then i see you looking totally different to it... Also why all the gym photos? had the discussion with bestie, how its showing their value. "i'm so dated" OUT dated.... |
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Deleted User Feb 11, 2024 13:33 I gotta be honest, its weird t hat the only musical being brought up here is Cats, why dont people think its a red flag if somebody doesnt like Jesus Christ Superstar? |
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Deleted User Feb 11, 2024 13:39
Oh my instant nopes in dating , is when someone acts the opposite to how they feel . |
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Deleted User Feb 13, 2024 17:59 Vamp, is what you're saying that political left leaning people are an instant nope for you? Like... That's the short version? |
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Deleted User Feb 14, 2024 20:06 What's happening, anyone catch me up lol |
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Feb 14, 2024 20:13 Some attention-hungry troll swinging his lil' ween around as if it were a baseball bat. |
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Deleted User Feb 14, 2024 21:15 Ozzy is a pseudo phycologist and believes he is superior to everyone and that we are all friendless dweebs on here. He is on here ergo he is projecting. |
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Feb 14, 2024 21:20 Ozzy is butthurt that Walt gets to f**k me and he does't so he's salty. That's my impression. |
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Feb 14, 2024 23:37 On topic. People that just want to walk. No destination, just aimless meandering. |
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Deleted User Feb 15, 2024 14:41 I think the people above covered it pretty well. Lol. I live rent free in dudes head. |
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Deleted User Feb 15, 2024 14:42 @Kosteevo: No love for scenic walks to clear your head? |
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Deleted User Feb 16, 2024 02:31
Man it kinda s**ts me, i love that people are like YAY its YOU and i appreciate it. But then no one speaks to anything i have to f**king say, even to just say YOU ya f**king aussie s**t c**t are wrong. |
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Feb 16, 2024 07:01 I'd actually steer clear of popular, mainstream opinions about what is and isn't healthy in romantic relationships. |
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Deleted User Feb 16, 2024 21:07
Was said above comment TO me? |
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Feb 17, 2024 15:29 @walt I don't mind a trail or a hike. I just think I need a purpose. But I more like to relax in any free time I have 😃 |
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Deleted User Oct 7, 2024 21:38
The cat thing makes no sense. There are certain breeds of cats that are Hypoallergenic. Mine for instance. |