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Number of the beast

Number of the beast

Crowcifiction Created Jul 29, 2025 18:32
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How many dating apps or sites have you been signed up to all at the same time?

 

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Childrens Eye Health & Jayfety

Jul 29, 2025 18:59

I don't have internet

Psychopatrish

Jul 29, 2025 20:32

Reset your modem?

Psychopatrish

Jul 29, 2025 20:32

I don't have a number

Dr. Sus

Jul 29, 2025 22:35

I don't have hands!

Mephisto

Jul 29, 2025 23:00

Enough to make it a consideration of being offended by having asked the question.

Mercurius Mesmerize

Jul 29, 2025 23:22

Those apps are like pokémon, only a handful are worth using, and even then they're lame, because digimon was better.

Cyber_wolf_

Jul 29, 2025 23:24

I tried like four different dating apps once and the amount of spam made me delete them all 😭 if I wasn't so isolated I'd look for people in person

Dr. Sus

Jul 29, 2025 23:29

How isolated? Like, you don't live around anyone? Is it a mental isolation? Or you just don't have a car to get to where you think you could meet people?

WalterLuigi

Jul 30, 2025 00:21

Does this place count as a dating site?

Dr. Sus

Jul 30, 2025 00:27

I kinda see if as a Swiss army knife site. It's a lot of things. It's comes with free wack!

GuyWearingTripps

Jul 30, 2025 07:23

I would say this site counts as a dating app if you primarily look for romantic interests on here, so that would be a no for most.

Reveal the Throne

Jul 30, 2025 08:22

3 at the same time was my record I think.

Tinder because it was like playing a game.
Then here (if this counts)
Then I would try another now and then

Cyber_wolf_

Jul 30, 2025 13:15

Isolated like up in the mountains away from people. Nearest neighbor is like 45 minutes away

WaveFormReactor

Jul 30, 2025 14:32

If you can think of it, I've been on it since 2016 at least, concurrently. If you can guess how many dates that has resulted in, in those 10+ years, you'll get a personalized message from me thanking you for having an interest in my personal life. The following equation is written in plain text, because I don't know if I can write it in a less confusing way. If you can solve it, it equals the answer.

[(d/dx)(e^(sin^(-1)(ln(sqrt(x^2 + 1))))) - (d/dx)(e^(sin^(-1)(ln(sqrt(x^2 + 1)))))] + (∫[0 to π] cos(x) dx - sin(π) + sin(0) - 0) + [Σ from n=1 to ∞ of ((-1)^n)/n + ln(2)] = 0

WaveFormReactor

Jul 30, 2025 14:33

Whoops. I actually wrote the solution.

Cyber_wolf_

Jul 30, 2025 16:36

What did I read-

WaveFormReactor

Jul 30, 2025 16:56

Well! I'm glad you asked.

The first term? It cancels itself. A glorious derivative duel with no winner. The integral of \cos{x} from 0 to \pi gives 0, and the sine terms are also zero. The infinite series is the alternating harmonic series, which converges to -\ln(2) — and we add \ln(2) back in. Instant vanishing act.

Dr. Sus

Jul 30, 2025 17:14

Are you like... the grandson of that dude from 'A Beautiful Mind'?

Cyber_wolf_

Jul 30, 2025 17:16

Wow 🤯 just wow

WaveFormReactor

Jul 30, 2025 19:25

Isn't that a movie? Don't think I've seen it, but I know a little bit about it. I'm just a guy looking for mental stimulation in a world of mundane tasks 😫.

Dr. Sus

Jul 30, 2025 20:07

Movie, about a guy who's a brilliant mathematician and I won't spoil the rest.

Mercurius Mesmerize

Jul 30, 2025 20:27

...and you thought you would find mental stimulation on here? Here?

Crowcifiction

Jul 30, 2025 20:30

Oh no, not with the questions, you'll set him off again!

Dr. Sus

Jul 30, 2025 20:42

For the record, it is a movie, but it's a true story. A farely accurate one, however, some aspects are exaggerated.

Cyber_wolf_

Jul 30, 2025 21:18

Mental stimulation can be found everywhere even the bathroom if you look hard enough

Dr. Sus

Jul 30, 2025 22:54

Yes, cocaine can often be found in bar bathrooms.

Cyber_wolf_

Jul 31, 2025 00:30

Exactly, or molly by the sink

Dr. Sus

Jul 31, 2025 00:49

Sounds like a good time to me. I haven't seen her in 10 years.

Cyber_wolf_

Jul 31, 2025 01:36

Oh yes she's been in vegas, she loves the casino's

WaveFormReactor

Jul 31, 2025 01:40

@Dr. Sus noted. Might add it to my growing backlog.

@Mercurius Mesmerize I mean, there are other forums that fit my niche interests, but, those have pros and cons also. Have I chosen poorly? Idk, it's fun to explore different forums to get a variety of perspectives, i guess.

💖 Neon™ Waifu 💖

Jul 31, 2025 02:33

At one point I had an account on here, tinder, bumble and okcupid at the same time. I had that many because it broadens the net since you'd assume not everyone is on every app. But I saw a lot of crossover so I guess I wasn't the only one with that idea.

Dr. Sus

Jul 31, 2025 03:48

It's a really good movie. I've only seen it once, and was recently thinking about watching it again.

WaveFormReactor

Jul 31, 2025 12:24

Cool. I read a synopsis. Sounds interesting.

Dr. Sus

Jul 31, 2025 22:46

It won a s**t ton of awards, if I remember correctly.

WaveFormReactor

Aug 1, 2025 06:53

Backlog entry #516263795. So many things to do and see, so little time.

Dr. Sus

Aug 2, 2025 00:59

Are you like... the grandson of that dude The Terminator?

WaveFormReactor

Aug 2, 2025 01:55

Why do you ask? I haven't seen it in ages, so I don't really get the reference.

WalterLuigi

Aug 2, 2025 02:13

Pretty sure he's asking if you're a robot since you speak in math.

Dr. Sus

Aug 2, 2025 03:18

Ding ding ding^ whatta we have for 'im Johnny?

Dr. Sus

Aug 2, 2025 03:19

And joke with you wave, with love.

WaveFormReactor

Aug 2, 2025 03:36

Oooo, haha. No worries. Just didn't click at first.

Dr. Sus

Aug 2, 2025 03:46

I forgot the letter I in there but I think you get the picture.

Darkhorse1215

Aug 2, 2025 10:30

A lot, and they are/were all super faggotory.

Childrens Eye Health & Jayfety

Aug 2, 2025 14:07

Darkhorse using the gay dating apps but claiming to be straight, pretty sus.

 

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