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WTAF?

Cyberspace oddity Created Apr 15, 2026 18:03
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I sit around my house sometimes w**king because I lost my job, and I do it like 2 3 maybe 4 times a day when I'm unemployed... now the job centre doesn't have a coffee machine, or a phone I can use to phone a drug dealer....

What the actual f**k?

SOMEONE NEEDS f**kING EXECUTED!

 

This topic has 18 comments

Incorrigible_Delinquent

Apr 15, 2026 18:08

This is all because we didn’t save the NHS in time 😔

Mercurius Mesmerize

Apr 15, 2026 18:43

Donate, and technically you will have a paid job.

Cyberspace oddity

Apr 15, 2026 19:52

Honest to God I was w**king f**kingbheaps when I list my job for calling some knob end a monkey. Heaps.

Cyberspace oddity

Apr 15, 2026 19:55

I was living on beans brown sauce toast and vitalite , and soft drinks too. It must gave svelt awful. Banging good farts and craps though. I literally could knock out a dolphin after a good vegan loaf, if you get my drift.

Do you like to poop, new guy?

sportsbitch

Apr 15, 2026 20:19

maybe go outside and go on a hike or something and not jerk off idk kinda lost cause

Cyberspace oddity

Apr 15, 2026 21:42

I'm sorry Jesus's!! It'all my fault....

I am still not telling a priest about that dark time of madness, where I was a viking and a wizard...


sportsbitch

Apr 16, 2026 00:40

ok neurodivergin

NEØN

Apr 16, 2026 02:02

Bro give the w**king a break. Your d**k might fall off

Cyberspace oddity

Apr 16, 2026 12:39

You're right from now on I'm a proponent if drinking, snorting, and supporting abortion.

Make money, and f**k bitches.

Baba Yaga

Apr 16, 2026 12:54

Again...leave the dogs alone! Eff ADULT WOMEN! You can call whatever you like just leave animals out of it. Disgusting and very illegal.

Cyberspace oddity

Apr 16, 2026 15:43

Beastiality and a man who is laughed at for being nearly vegan...

You PEOPLE are all a bunch of assholes.

Ok Baba Yaga?

I. Said. ASSHOLES.

Baba Yaga

Apr 16, 2026 15:55

You are the biggest one

sportsbitch

Apr 17, 2026 01:19

w8 this 40yr old virgin a dog f**ker too???

Dr. Sus

Apr 17, 2026 02:35

A large number of serial killers are compulsive masturbators, like 80 percent.

Baba Yaga

Apr 17, 2026 06:57

Sus I belive you and imagine they are w**k1ng to the most vile and disturbing things.
Now we know our Ditty is into animals. Nothing to be ashamed of Ditty! We do not approve and we are disturbed and disgusted, but you do you hun.

Cyberspace oddity

Apr 17, 2026 08:13

Virgin? I ain't going to tell that to a priest either., they know THAT'S bs.

Because I have children with multiple women and have never married.

I think man s**t would be fairer, you guys would love my exes, they bring me down all the time. Even in front of my kids behind my back, and on FB .

Why don't we forget the accusations about f**king dogs, because let's face it Sus topic about serial killers masturbating to the most disturbing of things is turning me on.

Anyway that's my paper rounds finished, messages checked. I'm off to work.

TGIF people .

Cyberspace oddity

Apr 17, 2026 08:18

My daughtwrc wasn't a mistake I was.

Thank God I have ASPD and just don't give a f**k about nothing.
I don't bring my children's Mums down hardly ever. It's not good


I'm going to piss Mr Clutches wall om the way to work instead. Time for some energy drinks.

Baba Yaga

Apr 17, 2026 10:34

Yes mate! Get energetic and run after joggers/doggers!

 

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