DISCLAIMER!!
I'm autistic and bpd … I’m introvert, I don’t like socializing, texting that much, I’ve never been in relationship before, liked myself, and felt like I’m ugly 😢 … they usually just say hi or how are but I don’t know if I responded them back because no one wants to go on a date with me … I’m single looking for a cute yandere partner who will meet me, kidnap me, chill with me, cuddle me but it's like nobody ever wants that, they usually just wants to be friends or maybe push me away but I'm trying to stay optimistic and hopefully one day I'll find someone. I'm not really good at talking about myself even I may not like myself so just ask me questions and s**t.
If you feel like pushing me away or just blocking, it’s just not for me then
Likes 👍
Calls sometimes
Meetups
Go on walks
Dislikes 👎
Texting
Pushed away
Having a bad day
New place
New restrooms
Girlfriend Application
📍 Current Location:
📱 Social Media Handles:
👁️ Are you someone who’s aware of your surroundings?
- [ ] ☐ Yes, very alert (boo)
- [ ] ☐ Sometimes…?
- [ ] ☐ No, I live in blissful oblivion (perfect)
🚶♂️ What mode of transportation do you use daily?
- [ ] ☐ Walking (💯 easy to follow)
- [ ] ☐ Bike (respectable, but fast)
- [ ] ☐ Car (ugh, effort)
- [ ] ☐ Skateboard (hipster, but manageable)
🏠 Do you live…
- [ ] ☐ On the ground floor (😍)
- [ ] ☐ Mid-level (I’ll find a way…)
- [ ] ☐ Penthouse (I hope you like rope climbing)
🔐 How secure is your home?
- [ ] ☐ Lots of windows
- [ ] ☐ Old locks
- [ ] ☐ Dog that sleeps on the job
- [ ] ☐ All of the above
(The correct answer is “dangerously accessible.”)
👩❤️👨 Any best friends?
- [ ] ☐ Yes
- [ ] ☐ No
- [ ] ☐ They come and go…
If they were to mysteriously vanish, how sad would you be? (1 = "who?", 10 = sobbing):
🗓️ What’s your daily schedule like? (For totally innocent reasons):
Wake-up time:
Usual lunch spots:
Gym? (Which one and when):
📷 Do you post your location on stories?
- [ ] ☐ Yes, I like to live dangerously
- [ ] ☐ Sometimes…
- [ ] ☐ No, why are you asking?
🧠 What would you do if you found a hoodie of yours in a stranger’s apartment with your cologne on it?
- [ ] ☐ Call the cops
- [ ] ☐ Laugh and say “you’re crazy”
- [ ] ☐ Put it on and say “smells like fate”
📦 Would you accept mysterious gifts at your door with no return address?
- [ ] ☐ Yes, I love surprises
- [ ] ☐ No, I fear death
- [ ] ☐ Only if there’s snacks
🐾 Do you have pets?
- [ ] ☐ Dog
- [ ] ☐ Cat
- [ ] ☐ Reptile
- [ ] ☐ No, just plants (they’ll be my witnesses)
🎤 Final question: Are you emotionally available, or will I have to slowly and meticulously dismantle your current situationship until you’re mine?
- [ ] ☐ Emotionally available
- [ ] ☐ Kind of in something, but it’s fragile
- [ ] ☐ Try me
