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MEOWSTOPHELES

26 - Gay

California, United States

Dec 4, 2020 07:07

Well hello there, our birth name is Raven, and we are Inters3x. For those of you that do not know what Inters3x is, it is when you're born partially Male and Female. We do not have any intention of becoming a Full Female, so do not ask. We are 'We' as we talk in Plural, still just one guy though.

!!PLEASE READ!!
Are you looking fur friends meowy? We will be your fluffy feline friend!
Let's try something new together. We are bubbly yet morbid. Our likes and dislikes can vary day from day. We love the rain, animals, dancing, writing, reading, running, hardcore horror movies and just all around fun stuff. Let's just see if we get along. If you are totally straight or totally gay, this won't work out- be honest about how open you are. We can handle jerks and drama, just don't lie to us, it is annoying. We've dated an obscene number of guys and still somehow managed to not have a sexual relationship with any of them, so definitely looking to try that stuff this time around- but if s*x is your obsession, we're not fur you. No issues with dating someone Trans, as long as you're FTM and not MTF, nothing against you MTF Ladies, just not looking to date a female. Are you mature? Cool. Are you Childish and Silly? Cool. Do you wanna dress up in ladies panties and wear a paper bag on your head? Cool. Honestly we don't care, as long as you're loyal and fun to be around. Yes we dress up like a lady frequently, and we're short, but don't let it fool you, we're generally extremely Dominate, but willing to try what ever in the name of love. We're not looking for any short flings, and we're not looking to be 'handled'. If you want to start off being friends, awesome, let's hang out and get to know each other before dating if that is what you wish. We can bake and cook, so if there is something special you like, we can probably make it. If you are going to send a message, please know difference between Goth, Punk, Emo, and Scene. Purrsonally, we dress in various Gothic styles, Victorian, Hardcore, Lunar, Lolita, Cyber, etc. Don't be afraid to message, what is the worst that can happen? (You get rejected and life goes on, big woop.) We don't smoke or do drugs, but we don't really care if you do. We love Cat puns, and of course Cats, Meow. We are not shy, we'll talk about what ever, and we don't care if you send a mean spirited message, as long as it is a good one (If you are going to try and insult us, at least put in some effort so it is amusing to read. Seriously, if you cannot even spell, we won't even be able to take you seriously). Apart from everything we've typed down, we're actually a lot nicer than we seem. We do not own a Cellular Phone, apologizes. No, we are actually being serious, we do not have one, it isn't like we have anyone to call. Ladies... please. WHA are you DOING? You want to be Friends? Cool, but we have it on our profile several different ways please only; males, boys, guys, FTM not MTF, Dudes, men, we're gay, GAY. Really, wha about this are you all not understanding? Don't get pissed when we turn you down, it is not our fault if you're illiterate!
Well... apparently we're even a bit 'too morbid' and 'too extreme' fur some of the people on this, go figure. We like to have crazy fun, we can be cute, but we will push your comfort zone. We're a Die-hard Romantic, but tha doesn't mean we will fall in love with you after messaging you fur a week.

We've worked as a professional Dominatrix and Ball-Buster, we've had human puppy pets, human pony pets, 'slaves', normal boyfriends. If/when you message... say WHA you are looking fur. Friends? or something else? Don't play the beat-around-the-bush game with us because befur you know it, you will have missed out.


Alright, let's just be outright blunt here...

1. We're not attracted to Furries, please shave or being willing to shave. -Yes we get it is pretty shallow to ask, but we'd still date you even if you are a Furry, we just purrfur to not date Furries.
2. We're Vegan (wanted to avoid mentioning this since this always turns into some huge deal, anyway...), No, we don't care wha you eat, but if your favorite thing to do is Hunting or Fishing, this will not work out.
3. If the first message you send is sexual, we'll ignore it.
4. We get bored quickly, we live fast and want fun, so if you're boring (or want to spend all your time inside watching wha'ever), or cannot keep up with a basic conversation (if there is no back and forth, too much one word or one sentence replies), it won't work out. You will just annoy us and we will patiently put up with you until we decide it is too much.
5. California. Located. Guys. Only. We do not want any more long distance relationships. We keep saying this, and then guys on the other side of the world are so confused and upset wondering WHY we won't consider dating them.
6. Please be open to dating someone Inters*x (Biologically male and female -figure it out yourself), do not expect us to conform to you. BI or PAN Guys Only! We're sick of 'straight' guys tha want to 'try' dating a guy- try with someone else. We're not looking to help you experiment. We're not going to be your Girlfriend or 'Futa Chick'. If you are not looking fur a Boyfriend, you're not looking fur us.
7. GUYS ONLY Fur Dating. We have this on our profile a dozen different times a dozen different ways. Males only. If you're Trans, tha is fine, we don't care wha surgery you have or haven't had, as long as you are FTM and not MTF.
8. NO "Vampires" please, not judging, just not interested.
9. We don't respond to winks, send a message you lazy biped!
10. NO, we're NOT a 'Tranny', we're not Trans. We're not a 'Ladyboy', or any other weird *****ized term you are thinking of.
11. NO, we will not send you exposing photos, we're strangers, not a s**t, date us a while and we will see. We're not a ***** either, we won't sell you exposing photos. Don't be like User ROCKMAN982014 and assume we are going to be your *****, or even date you just because you live in California, and play the melodramatic demeaning game with us. If you ask fur our address, or offer us money, we're going to block you. Don't threaten us, be rude to us, say you've blocked us, and then start heart'ing all our photos.
12. NO miserable individuals or constant downers. If you are one, please go away, we've dated more than our fair share of frequently depressed boys. This includes those tha use the words "Broken", "Dead", or "Heartless" to describe themselves. Please don't message, you're not hardcore or dark, you're weak- sorry but the truth hurts; besides if you're heartless, why are you on a Dating Site? Everyone has problems, and we'll help you with yours as long as it isn't going to be a 24/7 job, we're looking for a relationship not a job Babysitting. We are not trying to be mean, just honest.
13. DO NOT, we repeat, DO NOT F**KING MESSAGE US ABOUT YOUR s**tTY LIFE. WE. DON'T. CARE. You have Daddy Issues? Ex Issues? A General Miserable life tha you feel the uncontrollable urge to piss and moan about? Great. Don't message us. We don't want to hear/read it. And guess wha? Nobody else does~ This is a DATING SITE, not a complaining site. We're not going to baby you and listen to you bitch about your petty problems, everyone has problems. If you are not interested in a friendship or relationship, please f**k the hell off. So many people on this site just seem to want to complain about how no one likes them or no one wants to talk to them. Well gee! Here's your hint! If you want us to listen to your s**t, or if you have a legit problem/issue you want to talk about... message us on 7Cups or TheTrevor Project, we'll support you. NOT HERE. We'll ignore you.
14. IF YOU ASK US A QUESTION THA WE HAVE CLEARLY STATED ON THIS PROFILE, we will INSTANTLY be annoyed with you.
15. Meow =3

We'll update this after a while. In the meantime... Questions, Comments, Concerns?
Good, now. Males, Females, Others, Let's be Frieeeennndddsssss =P Relax Sweetheart, life isn't furever, so we better enjoy it while we can!

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