Okay. Word time.
I am a professional beardmagican.
I’m also three midgets in a trench coat.
I’m into metal, fishing, working excessive hours, reading, video games, and pedantic nitpicking on movies & shows.
I enjoy nerdy girls with a macabre sense of humor.
I’m terrible at cooking, most of it is still alive when I finish and staying in. I’m a night owl and not usually up during the day. Stupid sun, go away with your vitamin d and your cancer.
You just read words.
You can’t unread them!