Ever play with GWAR at a house party with Flipper, then sell LSD to them, go for a magic bus ride tripping balls with Danielle Stamp, Dave Brocke, Ted Falconi, Beefcake The Mighty & Sleazy P. Martini while interviewing them for your zine, only to find they had kidnapped you as they drove over 6 hours down I-35 into Texas so they could make you a slave of GWAR??
I have. Oderus: Come on dude! It'll be fun! We need you!
Me: But everything I own is back there. My drumset, my car... all of it.
Slymestra: Will make it with your while baby!
Yep. Good times. Life is like a sewer. You get out of it what you put into it.
Miss you guys. Long live Dave.