Life is pain princess. Anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
Positive people and finding the truth in this universe. Knowledge is Power. Save the planet and whales n stuff.
5'11 Vampire perse...
Call me by my goth name... KNIGHT PAIN..
Assertive, Accountable, Ambitious, Caring, Genuine, Humble, Intelligent, Mildly humourous and Loyal on weekends.
I make up for my flawed personality with lots of spikes, cool jackets and black cloths.
I'm so goth I was born with guyliner on.
Great on gas mileage, gently worn, well maintained, lightly driven, only one previous owner, still plenty of tread left.
*slaps hood*
Call within the next 30 minutes and we will double our offer and even include a hand held coupon book.
Fluent in Anakin and Palpatine quotes.
In the late and great words of Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
Your father probably won't like my intentions in all seriousness'sss'.
If you use dating sites to shill your premium just know that I dislike you.
You know what they say about guys with large boots.
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