I will take you out for a huge plate of ribs (or wings) and judge you according to how many and how aggressively you consume them. Should you please me in this endeavor then you shall become my warrior bride. My buddhica. I will Slaughter your enemies and set Nations Ablaze at your feet just to watch the Flames dance in your eyes. As a tempest tosses ships against the shore, so shall our love be beautiful in its violence. And should it die, it dies as it began with fire and chaos and destruction and a pile of bones strewn between us.