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I Got Fired

I Got Fired

ETHAFULM Created Feb 6, 2026 13:25
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I work for an insurance company and there was a class that met to discuss the differences between PPOs and HMOs. One of the guys went up and drew HMO and PPO on the board. He drew the PP in PPO funny so I told him he has a funny lookin PP. Now I’m fired.

 

This topic has 16 comments

Baba Yaga

Feb 6, 2026 13:41

Did your Nana told you you are funny?
You are hun! Don't give up!
You do you! Hah

ETHAFULM

Feb 6, 2026 14:48

Oh thank you!

Dr. Sus

Feb 6, 2026 15:13

Tough crowd?

_wolfs_love

Feb 6, 2026 15:26

They must like putting fish sticks in their mouths if they didn't find that funny.. they sound like a bunch of gay fish

Mercurius Mesmerize

Feb 6, 2026 19:01

If it was that easy to be fired you probably weren't very high on their "must keep" list to begin with.

IAMEYK

Feb 6, 2026 19:35

That's what happens when you are a DEI hire

ETHAFULM

Feb 6, 2026 21:51

Wolfs Love lmao

Yeah I’m gonna claim they don’t respect my culture. In Peepeestan PP jokes are considered dignified. Them firing me was an act of discrimination.

sportsbitch

Feb 7, 2026 14:33

pps and homos? i mean come on its right on the board

you should go do blue collar work we draw d**ks and write racist/ all types of phobic s**t on porta pottie walls

Baba Yaga

Feb 7, 2026 14:44

Are we arguing again? My autism fails to recognise the sarcasm or insult...
Color for today...I'm the purple on the spectrum atm.

ETHAFULM

Feb 7, 2026 16:25

I was thinking about doing something blue collar ngl

ETHAFULM

Feb 7, 2026 21:22

I think he’s being serious and funny at the same time and not in a mocking fashion

Baba Yaga

Feb 7, 2026 21:59

^^ thank you

sportsbitch

Feb 7, 2026 22:21

i suggest welding or brick laying, electricians are gay and plumbers play with poop

ETHAFULM

Feb 7, 2026 22:48

I was thinking about welding. Do you know if there are gigs where you work with metals that are never aluminum?

I'm particularly concerned with the neurotoxicity of aluminum. Not many people know this but it is never in molecular form except during unusual circumstances like acid rain. It attaches itself very easily and is nearly impossible to detox from.

sportsbitch

Feb 8, 2026 16:00

aluminum is a exotic metal and the hardest one to weld, getting into a steel shop as a helper can introduce you to welding, many shops would actually want you to learn so you could be more useful. steel shops are also the best bet since there's only steel that is being worked on, structural shops are good but not a good option unless you're comitted to this kind of work, good luck and i hope you find welding the thing you're looking for in life

ETHAFULM

Feb 8, 2026 17:49

Thank you for the advice brother!

 

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