Old enough to be your Dad. I don't think that I am him though...What is your Mum's name..?!
Above average belly, below average everywhere else.
I don't sleep. I am just about the right degree of domesticated that I always pop the toilet seat and lid down after use.
I am not entirely sure why I made this profile. Too old and senile to be dating. I guess if you fancy a chat with a random guy that won't send you an unwanted picture of a Gentleman Sausage or ask questions about whether or not your back door gets used or not, just pop me a message.
Currently in Hampshire, but have ties to the West Midlands via Family, so often between the two. I also love to travel outside the UK. Mainly Florida but anywhere Stateside too.
Old. Tall. Mental. Weird looking. Harmless. Doesn't Paddleboard.
