Super serious stuff first. 🦠Blue hair is the most recent.
I live in Darien, IL. I hate not knowing distances, but I am looking for someone within 20 miles so we can have consistency. I do not have the emotional capacity for a long term relationship, so I'm only interested in pursuing someone nearby.
Free Palestine. Human rights: LGBTQIA+, Indigenous, BLM, reproductive, workers. No Trumpers, No MAGA.
My friends describe me as, "Stop following me", I'm not interested" and "I don't know you, that's my purse."
Dissociation world champion.
If women like monsters, kidnappers & masked men, is it so wrong to want Pixar "Elemental" energy? The Ember to my Wade? It feels as if no one wants to really connect anymore.
Emotionally intelligent, mature, attuned. Ambitious, successful, creative, playful, confident entrepreneur. Elder goth. Kind, nurturing, and patient as both a husband and dog dad. Introverted, extro-curious.
⚠️ ADHD/BPII: walls of text, types fast, talks a lot, excitable, needs to clarify. Practice patience, be understanding, show kindness.
Married to my best friend and life/business partner of 20 years. I know what respect, trust, and safety are; she’s amazing. I’m quite the catch if you’re seeking a secure, drama-free, emotionally available, invested, curious person.
I'm seeking deep, trusting, connected relationships within ENM / FWB / Poly dynamics, sought with intention and purpose. I know my worth. Won’t accept minimal effort, poor communication, or anything with raisins (I’ll block you).
I NEED a horror buddy. This horror renaissance we’re in is so friggin cool, and I have NO ONE to share it with.
Allow me to plan a date for us, years of marriage has me quite proficient in romantic gestures. More info on my photos, good workaround for dating sites that only allow 22 character bios.
