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RAMBOZOTHECLOWN

37 - Straight

New Jersey, United States

Dec 14, 2025 21:12

Hardcore mosh pits are where I find my home bloody knuckles and good times.
"Retired" amateur Physique competitor current construction project manager. Teetotaler so alway's up for being the D.D. I'm into Horror Movies and I collect chainsaws.
I have two nieces who consume the limit of my paternal instincts. So I'm not interested in having kids or navigating what my "relationship" would be to someone else's for anything deeper than friendship. Plus every time I pick one of my nieces up they kick me in the balls and I'm at my limit for that as well.
I'll probably message you if I think you seem interesting so if you're on the other side of the world and aren't interested in chatting I don't take offense to being ignored.
Fun Fact: I used to box so I can dislocate my jaw at will, and my nose has been broken so many times the only thing holding it to my skull is skin.
Too old to be into this online dating but too young to keep fighting it. Split the pit time for the wall of death.

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