Hi,
Sane, single and solvent guy. Tired intellectual, sapiosexual, looking forward to a last hurrah, run round the block...choose your own metaphor. Preferably you are a divorced French heiress with chateau, pad on the rive gauche and with poor sigh; failing that I may pass on the pad if that helps.
I make a very good risotto when not campaigning for ironing to be made an Olympic sport......there's already an international competition for litter picking.
If any of this 'floats your boat', and alliteration is not a red flag, then I would be interested to hear from you.
Thanks.