Drummist, guitarer, bassist-ish, used to play death metal but now I play surf rock. Know-it-all nutritionist without the degree or formal education and aspiring bodybuilder/powerlifter/strongman amalgam. PC mAsTeR rAcE so I spend less time gaming and more time trying to figure out where that weird noise is coming from. Dream job is circus strongman with the stripy leotard and massive moustache but I was born 130 years too late.
Let's eat burritos while you tell me how handsome I am.
Please don't talk to me if you're in an "open" relationship, I have no desire to cuck your suffering partner.