REMEMBER LIFE IS FOR "LIVING & GIVING" NOT "FAKING & TAKING"
CHEEKY ? OH YES VERY,
INTELLIGENT ? I LIKE TO THINK SO
FUNNY ? MMMMM WICKED SENSE OF HUMOUR
HORNY ? COME ON I AM A MAN AFTER ALL
HONEST ? TOO HONEST
RESPECTFUL ? MY FAVORITE WORD
LOYAL ? TOO RIGHT
ARROGANT ? CONFIDENT NOT ARROGANT
UP MY OWN a*** ? DEFINATELY NOT
HAPPY WITH WHO I AM ? YES VERY
HANG UPS ? ONLY MY CLOTHES
WHITE SOCKS ? DONT OWN ANY
REALIST ? I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD
LAID BACK ? HORIZONTAL
MY PAST ? ONLY LOOK FORWARD
MY PAST ? I ONLY LIVE IN THE PRESENT
BIG PANTS ? MMMMMM HARD ONE
HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY ? TRICKY
RED LIPSTICK OR PINK ? RED
EYELINER IN THE 80'S ? OK OK OK I DID
DOES FATHER XMAS EXIST ? OF COURSE HE BLOODY DOES
BAGGAGE ? COMPLETELY FREE
SINGLE ? AS FREE AS A BIRD
MARRIED ? NEVER ALWAYS TOO SELFISH IN THE PAST
CHILDREN ? NONE ALWAYS TOO SELFISH IN THE PAST
LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED ? LEFT
FOOTBALL OR SEDUCTION ? SEDUCTION HANDS, TONGUES AND FINGERS FIRST EVERY TIME
BUTTER OR MARGE ? BUTTER, MARGE SPREADS TO EASILY FOR MY LIKING
