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AKIDNAMEDAWESOME

85 - Bi

Michigan, United States

Feb 12, 2012 00:12

*walks on stage and picks up the mic* *coughs*I'm Rains, and I LIKE JELLO! lyrically I'm not the best,Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet,So preposterous,feel the awesomeness,The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest,And my unibrow's plucked,Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks,She's like, "For what? Blunt wraps and some Heinekens? You fat prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins" I'm like, mom, please don't blame it on me, I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve, My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet, And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji! That is all. *drops the mic and dances off the stage*

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