Some people misconstrue my sarcasm for positivity.
I'm Dutch with a messed up Irish accent.
💓 I love castles, reading, goape, paddleboarding, Muse, LOTR, always sunny, flight of the conchords, step brothers, the office, hell on wheels, what we do in the shadows, and LOTR again.
I have no kids (that I know off..)
A girl once told me I look like Matt Damon; so I've got that going for me..