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OLLYHILLS

37 - Straight

Essex, United Kingdom

Jan 23, 2026 23:39

I’m a 7ft8 500lbs royal Canadian (British) kilted yaksman looking for around 200 odd old (60+) virgins of any race, gender, or species (alien or otherwise) to ho down and host the world’s greatest country bear jamboree for the dark one with me. Cake will be provided.

Failing that I need a +1 for the most EPIC game of hide & seek in IKEA once this apocalypse blows over...

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