TV researcher, psychology and history undergraduate, farmer’s son, massive nerd, meme merchant and sarcasm aficionado. Dark humour is my currency of choice.
I collect fossils, make weird jokes, explore ancient landscapes across the country, and I’m fascinated by the Tudors. Unlike Henry VIII, I very much want to stick with the one woman. Beheadings aren’t my idea of foreplay.
I’m looking to settle down with someone sweet, smart and with a great sense of humour, who prefers receiving duck pics instead of d**k pics.
Distance isn’t an issue as I enjoy travelling across the country, and I’m like a fine cheese - very mature for my age. I’m attracted to maturity, experience, ambition and a dash of silliness in this bonkers world we live in.
Oh, and I once shared a lasagne in a caravan with a Harry Potter actor. To find out who it was, send me a message!
