Hey there I'm James, you're probably here because of the super dope d**k pic I dropped you. I really like messing around with various lighting effects, backdrops and filters - it's become a nice little hobby of mine. I've got a new shoot coming up soon featuring tiny jackets and hats - so that's exciting
Just recently got back to my old passion – organising underground dog fighting pits. So if you've got any good fighting dogs, or just any you don't mind losing – let's talk
I enjoy home invasions, race wars and deflecting responsibility. Otherwise I've got a talent for spitting long distances and etching knobs onto parked cars - I do great work on the shaft but still working out my technique to get the veins to really pop
When I'm not stealing from loved ones to pay off drug debt, you'll probably find me rocking out to Limp Bizkit on repeat whilst working out new ways to confuse and frighten my elderly neighbours
I'm mostly here looking for a replacement for my mother, the poor old bitch is on her way out. A background in deep cleaning is preferred, though it can be learnt on the job - must provide own mop and bucket.
Also, I think about my ex, like – all the time. So I'll need constant reassurance that she made a mistake leaving me. I don't need her. I don't need her. I don't need her.
P.s: Amy, if you're reading this; I know I messed up, please just talk to me – or at least let me pick up my pogs and the Nazi memorabilia
