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MYØPIC_EVILØRD

28 - Straight

Castilla-La Mancha, Spain

Apr 26, 2024 06:19

Thank you for passing by and welcome.

Bios are not my strength, so sorry in advance. Did my best.

— First of all, an advice free of charge: Manage your expectations. I'm an average guy with an average life.
— I'm basically a version of Daria Morgendorffer, but with different gonads and Spanish as my native language. If you haven't seen Daria yet, you should.
— Quiet, not a big fan of unnecessary physical contact or crowded places, and most of times, bluntly honest.
— It looks like people think of me as a good listener, though it's probably a side-effect of my mind being always elsewhere doing whatever it wants.
— Legend says I'm cold most of the time. I prefer to say I dose my warmness cautiously.
— I'm a night owl because sleeping has never been my cup of tea. Yes, you've read that right, I don't like to sleep.
— Fan of winter, horror, gore, fantasy, videogames, anime, the written word, roleplay tabletop games, other kind of roleplays (yes, you know what I'm talking about), food and of course, music. I guess you could say I'm a nerd?
— I'm also a writer in an anime/manga/videogames website.
— Some of the official titles my friends gave me is "Lich King of whipping fingers", "Primordial Chaos" and "Herald of Absolute Evil".
— My sense of humour has tones of sarcasm and tends to be acid, so please be aware of it.
— I love animals, but I'm not a big fan of humans. That includes those little ones addressed as "children". To be clear, it doesn't mean we can't be friends if you have kids, it simply means I'm not interested on becoming a parent, biologically or legally speaking.
— I don't do any kind of drugs or smoke. I'm not fond of alcohol either, but I drink occasionally with friends.
— According to the Myers-Briggs test, I'm an INTP-A (Logic-Assertive) type. If it matters to you, my sign is Cancer and my house Slytherin.
— I'm the owner of an extensive mental database of random knowledge. In 99% of situations, completely useless info.
— Demisexual.
— Kink friendly and into D/s. Which side I belong to, I might let you know if you ask properly.
— I don't like to take pictures of myself or to be pictured by others, so don't ask for pictures of me all the time. You won't get anywhere.
— I'm nicer than I look/sound like. At least I think so.
— This is not gonna work if you're one of those people whose notion of a dialogue consists on being asked and answer questions, with no development beyond that. If I wanted to participate in an interrogation I'd simply murder someone and let myself get caught by the police.
— I'm currently working as a waiter in a very exploiting environment, so it might take a while for me to answer. Apologies in advance.
— My main objective is to simply make some friends to connect with, but if something develops into a deeper bond though, I won't stop it. I firmly believe you probably have better options, though.

That's all I can think about me for now. If by any reason you're still interested, you know what to do. If you're not then you probably haven't read this far, but if you did you have my respect for the gesture.

You can leave a wink if you don't feel capable of writing a first letter for being too shy or not knowing what to write. I'd ask for a meme, but this site doesn't manage pictures in chats.

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