Hey, you're finally awake...
Bios have never been my strenght, but believe me when I say I did my best with this one. So here you go, fellow traveler:
— First of all, an advice free of charge: Manage your expectations. I'm an average guy with an average life, or at least that's what I always say.
— I'm basically a version of Daria Morgendorffer, but with different gonads and Spanish as my native language. If you haven't seen Daria yet, do yourself a favor and watch it, really.
— Quiet, not a big fan of unnecessary physical contact or crowded places, and most of times, bluntly honest.
— It seems people tend to think of me as a good listener, though it's probably a side-effect of my mind being always elsewhere doing whatever it wants.
— Legend says I'm cold most of the time. I prefer to say I dose my valuable warmness cautiously with the correct people.
— I'm a night owl, one of those friends you'll probably find still awake at 4 a.m when he has to go work at 7.
— Fan of winter, fantasy, videogames, anime, the written word, roleplay tabletop games, food and of course, music. I guess you could say I'm a nerd?
— I'm also a colaborator / writer in an anime/manga/videogames website on my free time
— Some of the official titles my friends gave me is "Lich King of whipping fingers", "Primordial Chaos" and "Herald of Absolute Evil".
— My sense of humour has tones of sarcasm and tends to be acid, so please be aware of it. I can try to be a bit softer when you're around if I know it does bother you, but it's something that's imprinted in my soul and won't change.
— I love animals, but I'm not a big fan of humans, not even those little ones addressed as "children". To be clear, it doesn't mean we can't be friends if you have kids, it simply means I'm not interested on becoming a father, biologically or legally speaking. Also that you probably shouldn't let me be your children's babysitter.
— I don't do and never tried any kind of drugs, nor I smoke. I'm not fond of alcohol either, but I drink occasionally with friends. It's not a dealbreaker when it comes to friendships or relationships and even though I respect people's choices, be sure I'll be trying to make you quit.
— According to the Myers-Briggs test, I'm an INTJ-A (Architect-Assertive) type. If it matters to you, my sign is Cancer and my house (if it wasn't obvious already) Slytherin.
— I'm the owner of an extensive mental database of random knowledge. In 99% of situations, completely useless info.
— Demisexual.
— I don't like to take pictures of myself or to be pictured by others, so I'd appreciate if you don't ask for pictures constantly. If I want to share them with you I'll definetely will.
— I'm nicer than I look / sound like. At least I think so?
— This is not gonna work if you're one of those people whose notion of a dialogue consists on being asked and answer questions, with no development beyond that. If I wanted to participate in an interrogation I'd simply murder someone and let myself get caught by the police.
— I'm currently focusing on studying while also working as a waiter part-time, so it might take a while for me to answer. Apologies in advance.
— My main objective is to simply make some friends to connect with, but if something develops into a deeper bond I won't stop it. I firmly believe you probably have better options around you, though.
— I'm not againts long distance relationships, although if you ask me those rarely work.
That's all I can think about me for now. If by any reason you're still interested, you know what to do. If you're not then you probably haven't read this far, but if you did you have my respect for the gesture. You can also leave a wink if you don't feel capable of writing a first letter for being too shy or not knowing what to write. I'd ask for a meme, but this site doesn't manage pictures in chats.
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