I am Jack's complete lack of surprise...
I don't particularly hate other people. I just find roughly 90% of them irrelevant.
I'm not invested in politics, moved by social issues, or motivated by religion.
I'm also not looking for platonic friends...I have more than I can keep up with. I get that it takes a while (sometimes a looooong while) to warm up to someone...just don't waste my time or yours if you're not feeling it. I'm fine with every shade of grey from friends-with-benefits to committed monogamy. I'm not here for hookups; I need to be in love with someone before I want to share a sexual bond, and I don't usually fall in love after a date or two.
I'm a sleep walker. I spend my life looking for the things that coax, melt, and fracture me awake.
They so far include hiking mountains, martialing arts, parkouring walls, romancing pianos, S&M-ing people, swearing at games, hallucinating in books, and drooling over societal collapse.