I'm retired from the Secret Service where I was assign to protect the White House roaches. I now sell my stories to producers to make movies from. I also hold the world record for most hot dogs eaten at 1:31 pm at Sam's Club on 1/12/2013. I enjoy underwater bingo, hacking into my old elementary school to change my grades.
I have three kids who work at a sweat shop during the day to making iPhones and clean laundry at night. They are the most important thing to me. Without them I wouldn't have tax deductions. I'm also a pet lover. You can't love a dog that cooks you breakfast in the morning? If you have any other questions feel free to ask but make sure it is submitted double spaced, correct grammar, in the form of a question, in 12 pt font, and a minimum of 100 words.
