I am life long gamer. I grew up playing Pokemon, N64, and Xbox with groups of people from school or the other kids in my neighborhood. I think I was lucky because I always had friends that were nerds until high school, so I never grew up with the sense that it was somehow wrong. Highschool was bulls**t, my parents sent me to a christian school that didn't believe in gravity so I dropped out, obtained my GED and got a job. I actually ended up stabbing on of the christian kids twice because he was high at my house and attacked me. It was a pretty craptacular event. I try to stay employed all the time but during my early twenties I was unemployed a lot due to not having any job skills and smoking to much pot as well as being drunk all the time. My best friend and I once lived off being awesome for about 6 months because people would buy us whatever we wanted to drink or eat or smoke so that they could come party with us. It was the only time in my life I have ever been "cool" and it all happened because we were both pretty good at Rockband. Fast forward to 2012, I met a girl and moved across the country, then she left me for some dude in the Navy. I moved to Louisville on the 6th of January, 2015 because I was bored out of my mind and alone in Panama City. One of my best friends lives here and he and his wife were nice enough to let me crash in their living room until I was able to buy the condo that I currently live in. I am still in what I would call the early stages of adulthood or post party phase. I have a career and bills and stuff but I still haven't started getting fat and watching Dancing With the Stars. I am a salesman at a local dealership here in town. I spend most of my free time in a chaotic frenzy trying to keep up with cleaning/laundry/groceries/cooking. But when I am not doing that I am either trying to get outside with my dog, exercising, or playing some video games online with friends. I don't have cable television because its mostly sh*tand propaganda, but I do have Netflix and Amazon Prime. Religion is important to a lot of people, but I'm not one of them. I find peace within my own mind through deep thought and the contemplation.
My Ideal match:
I am a very busy person and have very limited amounts of spare time. I have found that I need to do things that I like to do every chance I get to avoid going insane. I'm sure its like that for everyone so I suppose my perfect match is a pretty woman that makes me smile and likes some of the same stuff I do.
Here is the TLDR:
Me: Decent looking, nice, hard working, libertarian, gamer, property owner (it's a big thing for me I'm new to it), guns, freedom, funny, sarcastic, loves dogs. I also firmly believe that religion is just another form of tyranny over the mind of man.
You: Be a nice person of an appropriate weight for your frame, and have your life in some sort of order. If you have kids I'm not out at hello but you need to be completely self sufficient.
I fully admit to not having mastered the comma. Perhaps someday I will find a ring of literary studies +1 or something.
Please for the love of all that is good in this world please do not hesitate to message me if you got that joke, or you just want to. I'll only bite if you like it
