Hey im Jade i used to be black. I have a necklace of human teeth around my neck to keep the cats away. If i don't like you i will spray you with urine not of my own. I drink warm milk on hot days just for the thrill of it! I enjoy shoplifting and collecting Victorian spoons. Unfortunately back in 1918 i had a terrible shmelting accident and lost both of my legs, so iv'e just replaced them with table legs that i tape shoes onto so i can feel accepted by society. The doctor told me i am Bipolar so for people who don't know what Bipolar is, it means i'm a bisexual polar bear but i am quite disappointed about it as as my family wont talk to me because of it, or maybe its because they are all dead because i killed them..........anyway i believe woman shouldn't have to shave there pubes so for woman every where i have never shaved or waxed my pubes and now they are so long i have to tuck my pubic hair into my socks. Thank you for your time.
I make jokes a lot.
