I'm f**king great. I'm so great that I don't even think I should be on this site with you sad goth c**ts. I like playing guitar dead well, smoking s**tloads of bud wid my bois, dancing for money and my mate says I have a huge c**k.
Wanna know more? Well don't worry, I'll f**king tell ya.
I'm hench as f**k so could probably batter your skinny jeans wearing ex or your dad no problem if he gives me s**t. I'm a f**king crane. You want s**t lifting, call me and I'll lift the s**t out of that c**t.
My band is sick, We're called Acid Joint. We're better than the Beatles. At least I haven't got shot outside my gaff yet. John Lennon? More like John Dead amirite?
Drugs are mint. I love bud which isn't a drug it's a plant. I also like tripping balls on NOS balloons, also known as Hippy crack.
I enjoy getting drunk and offending strangers, and I dance in the street for money to fund my crippling addictions. I used to work down a mine.
I smoke like a chimney and I'm extremely sarcastic. If you're ugly or fat I'll tell you, don't worry love.
You could do much worse than going out with me, although if you wanna f**k I'll warn you I don't have any money.
Peace out ******s.
