Hello there my lovely cutie pies
well let me explain what 'Laurenian' means.
No its not a dorky way that I have come up with to some how post my name on this site.
It is actually a language I made up due to boredom in Senior Biology when I was at high School.
I Love McDonalds! I feel that every kitchen in the world should have an inbuilt teleported directly linked to Maccas! McDonalds can save world hunger! And not only can it feed the starving children of Africa it can also provide them with a Happy Meal toy! Would you like fries with that?
I do not proclaim my sexuality as anything. I don't like to label myself about something so complex. In essence Im Bisexual Or if you prefer free and open-minded. I do prefer females to males. To be completely honest. I do not believe that a persons s*x is an issue. When it comes to love. I mean yes of course i must have a physical attraction. But I can find myself loving any s*x. Whether it be female,male,transexual,transgender. It doesnt matter. Its whats on the inside that counts. Its the person on the inside that I love. I see past the shells that our souls are put into.
I love my friends, you f**k with them and I will f**k with your face. No ifs/ands/ ors/buts about it. Theyd do the same for me. I know it sounds violent yaddah yaddah, but lets face it kids, thats the world we live in. We dont all have mummy and daddy to hide behind. Which sounds condescending I know, Ive simply met too many people who create their own dramas and worries, when their life to me and many others would be perfection. But each to their own I suppose, we all have our problems.
