Not everyone's cup of tea, but who is.
I can offend anyone by just breathing. Seriously! It's a gift!
I have my views you have yours, I accept all as long as you are not an arse or a bigot, totally seriously. Also I am a complete social spakker...and stuff.
Martial Artist, Philosophy lover, Buddhist, Reiki and Kuatsu dude.
My humor is not something that is internet friendly or text friendly or people friendly. It is vile and dark like the crayons of a kid who is like seriously messed up and um stuff...
I avoid people 'politics' and drama! Not a huge people person (blame being a doorman for years), but I do adore people watching. Been doing it since I was a sprog. Also people are generally w**kers...except you. You are ok!
Also I am somewhat keen on tattoos and people who don't wear their trousers down by their ankles...seriously...come on, why do people actually wear their trousers down so low and STILL WEAR A BELT! It makes my head hurt! d**ks!