One thing you should know about me before anything else as I know a lot of people don't like this. I believe in open relationships. It doesn't mean I am s*x obsessed and only want to use this site to get my d**k wet. It just means I don't think people should be forced to be with one single person if there is someone else they also want to be with, sexually or romantically.
I am a very blunt and straightforward person. I don't censor my language or thoughts at all. I am very sexually open and willing to have any conversations about *****es you may have or anything else relating to s*x.
I am the illegitimate child of a wife cheating on her then, and now friend of the family, gay husband and a fairly large man with a mullet from the north inside an old warehouse. You only think I'm kidding.
Name: I hate it so please call me by my user name, preferably just Meta.
s*x: I'm male
Age: 20
Ethnicity: As white as the north pole during winter.
Hobbies: Playing Yu-Gi-Oh, reading, playing dungeons and dragons, playing video games, watching T.V., watching a show that is intended for only little girls, clopping to said show, and being a stereotypical jerkoff in general.
Occupation: N/A
Orientation: Hetroflexible.
Relationship Status: 20 years single and working on getting number 21.
Religious Views: I worship Sithis and Pray to the Great Potato
Political Views: None to speak of, 9 out of 10 of them are liars and 10 out of 10 of them are idiots.
Personal Hero: George Carlin.
Favorite Movies: Saw, The Green Mile, Star Wars, Dogma, Nightmare Before Christmas, and tons more.
Favorite Books: Frankenstein and 3X Carlin an orgy of George
List of my *****es and kinks: Yes I am posting them on a dating site. I find it helps keep the prudes who refuse to talk about s*x and p**n in an open manner away.
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Rape play
Hentai
Machine s*x(Mostly females being tied down and a ***** on a piston will do its thing)
A weee touch of technosexuality
A bunch of things that slip my mind right now.
Really if you can't tell I usually don't take things seriously unless the situation calls for it.
While people usually look for someone that they can keep to themselves and live together forever with.
I find someone who I can have a good time and fun with is more important as if a relationship doesn't work out, at least I'll have a friend at the end.
