I’m not your average f**king rockstar. IM BETTER. My license plate even says it. I have a history of doing a lot of s**t, some I’m proud of... some I’m not. But there’s no use in trying to make up.
“SUCK IT” is my signature catch phrase. Use it and I’ll find a bullet with ur name on it. I’m on the internet and yes…
Googlism says: Laura is dangerous… its true.. I come with a warning label, watch ur back bitches, ill knock ur f**king teeth out. so I don’t think im FAT… but if ur a c**t u could say that. And for the record, I don’t care. I'm a loud ass, get tired of it? Who gives a s**t u f**kin love me. I have the vocabulary of a genius pirate.
Random:
I'm addicted to nicotine and arizona... I like Miracle Whip better than Mayonnaise.. I can’t use other people’s microwaves. I hate it when outside plants are inside. I grew up listening to Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, and Led Zeppelin. I prefer kangaroos over porcupines. Reptiles do not gross me out. I love to sit in basements. I live 13 seconds in the future. Quit buying s**t from china already. Shut the f**k up, just because you’re louder doesn’t mean you’re right. Shhh, sometimes you ruin my favorite songs. The clippy guy on Microsoft Word hasn’t ever helped me do anything, ever. I’ve never been able to consistently get along with any girl, so I’m done. Weather it’s Monopoly, downloading software, or putting the tile down in my room, I have a hard time finishing things. I’ve perfected something all my own, and I’m way too selfish to share. Songs that suck probably sound better with piano. Incorrect grammar hurts my soul. Socially unacceptable hair should be removed, especially the “ass-fro”
NOTICE TO THE HORNY INTERNET STRANGER:
Sorry, no. I don't want your internet herpes. Nor do I want to drive across the country so you can stick it to me. I'm not just another dramarexic internet s**t. So please go else where with your cyber***** needs.
