Dear Earthlings,
I am from planet Toximox 8A-7Z. I got stranded on this cute little lost
sphere you call earth when my spaceship choked while passing through
your unhealthy oxygen atmosphere. I have sent out a rescue message to my fellow
Toximoxians and I am currently awaiting their arrival to fetch me.
Since I must anticipate that the 868-light-year journey will take them at least
250 earth years I thought I might as well send out what you call an electronic
message in a bottle to try to establish contacts with some earthlings to find out
what you funny creatures are like ....... I hope I won't get told off for this when I return home...
Sin Sirly,
Captain Eddy DeCay
